Originally Posted by Doppelgänger

Paint....I don ned no fanc mikrosoft pogame.

Originally Posted by mgeoffriau

If they are all sized like you, who knows? 100?

Originally Posted by 18psi

wat

Originally Posted by Doppelgänger

Well aren't you the human python....able to dislocate your jaws to insert large objects.

Originally Posted by 18psi

just **** already you two

Originally Posted by hustler

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My ex-fiance' worked at a vet and her job included jacking off the dogs for the purpose of artificial insemination. I didn't realize that it was a labor of love until she mentioned her first orgasm came from a dog.

Turned out she REALLY liked dogs. I never looked at our dog the same way again. Oddly enough, she kept him when we broke up. We were sitting on the couch one night watching TV when she blurted out that her first orgasm came from a dog. I didn't know what to say. On the one hand, WTF?, but on the other hand, this was a woman I'd asked to marry me. So I asked for clarification. She said she was 13 or 14 and was sitting naked in her room when her dog came up to her sniffing around. He started licking, it felt good so she let him keep doing it, then she came.

Yeah, gets worse. I broke up with her and she was kinda of clingy, so I introduced her to an buddy I thought might get along with her. They got married and had two kids. Last year, she decided she liked women better, so left her husband for this fat chick. No big deal you say? Well, after about 8 months, she decided that she wasn't really gay and is now dating a guy. Her twin sister decided that SHE is gay, left HER husband, and is now dating the girl that my ex left her husband for. It's pretty sordid.

Originally Posted by cueball1

Thank god the NW CR kids don't seem to be doing the slammed stretched BS.

Originally Posted by Jeff_Ciesielski

ORLY?

Talk to Drew or Ira, they are. There are several other kids doing it as well, they just arent as vocal. I try to convince them that they are living in sin and are going to burn, but alas, nothing.