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FRT_Fun 08-02-2010 08:59 AM

I think all threads, if long enough, eventually go to this at some point.

dgmorr 08-02-2010 09:21 AM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 610642)
How did the head gasket repair go, buddy :giggle:

faeflora, shouldn't you be knotching a frame rail somewhere...

He's gone to notch his MBSP to make room for some bigger cam loaves.

lordrigamus 08-02-2010 09:57 AM


Originally Posted by faeflora (Post 610529)
Wrong. They call it MAIN BEARING support plate because your toothpick sized neck just doesn't have the stamina to keep bobbing up and down for a long enough period of time. Also, this is a JDM motor ******, so remember that it was born on the other side of the planet. They drive on the right side of the road over there in the southern hemisphere so you have your shit all mixed up. If this were a Ford, Toyota, or other US make car you would be correct. But this is a longitudinally mounted JDM block so you're straight up wrong. The oil must go to the head. How do you think it gets there? You pour your oil in the valve cover--- where do you think it goes? It stays right there and hence the need to control the camshat frothing action. You STFU and stay right there on my kiwi.

You cannot be serious.

So...oil stays in the valve cover, never leaves the head through the drain holes, enters the crankcase where it's picked up by the oil pump pickup and is pumped to the main crank bearings and then on to the upper end?

Do you have any clue how an engine is designed? You cannot possibly be this fucking stupid. You do realize that gravity works the same in Japan as it does here and engines there are not engineered upside down compared to ours, right. This is, by far one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard.

Oh, another thing the reason your EGTs go up with a richer fuel mix is due to the latent heat of vaporization effect. Richer=wetter. A wetter fuel mix carries the heat out of the cylinder better than a dry one.

You should stop posting till you know what the fuck you are talking about. I think you should stick with something you can handle like a Sawsall... wait, that's no good either. Try a crossword puzzle you douchebag. Better yet, keep posting that way everybody will know how big of a dumbass you are and get a free laugh.

EDIT:Unless you were being sarcastic and I missed it, in which case I would be a stupid, dumbass douchebag bag and should shut the fuck up till I know what the I'm talking about or risk be ridiculed. Sorry.

RavynX 08-02-2010 09:58 AM

I have seen both the 5QT and the 4QT containers. The Walmarts around here have he 5QT containers and the Autozones have the 4QT containers (which usually have "1 GALLON" stamped on them instead of 4 QTs). Really odd.

FRT_Fun 08-02-2010 10:01 AM

This is one of the dumbest threads so far on this site. Mods plz move this to m.net.

Oh and if you couldn't tell fae was joking with that last post... :facepalm:

leatherface24 08-02-2010 10:02 AM

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hustler 08-02-2010 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by lordrigamus (Post 610715)
You cannot be serious.

So...oil stays in the valve cover, never leaves the head through the drain holes, enters the crankcase where it's picked up by the oil pump pickup and is pumped to the main crank bearings and then on to the upper end?

Do you have any clue how an engine is designed? You cannot possibly be this fucking stupid. You do realize that gravity works the same in Japan as it does here and engines there are not engineered upside down compared to ours, right. This is, by far one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard.

Oh, another thing the reason your EGTs go up with a richer fuel mix is due to the latent heat of vaporization effect. Richer=wetter. A wetter fuel mix carries the heat out of the cylinder better than a dry one.

You should stop posting till you know what the fuck you are talking about. I think you should stick with something you can handle like a Sawsall... wait, that's no good either. Try a crossword puzzle you douchebag. Better yet, keep posting that way everybody will know how big of a dumbass you are and get a free laugh.

Are you so incredibly dense that you don't understand what's going on here? Did you know that people on TV are really actors, and they're not really in those situations as presented? Their lives on the magical TV box aren't real.

hustler 08-02-2010 10:09 AM

in for ban:

Originally Posted by hustler (Post 614244)
This is really simple and you can try it at home. Put egg whites in a bowl and stir it up really hard with a whisk...it will foam up. If you use a Kitchen-Aid mixer to experiment, but a dozen eggs in and the whipped liquid will overflow and cause a huge mess. What do you think the cam loaves are doing when you overfill the head with oil? This happens with every engine but when you overfill enough the whipped peaks become to tall and light to lubricate and if the engine doesn't fail from lubricity, then the engine will ingest the whipped oil through the PCV and hydro-lock.


lordrigamus 08-02-2010 10:14 AM

I've heard these ridicules things before. If he was being sarcastic, I missed it and I apologize for my sarcasm on his sarcasm. Sorry it's still too early for my brain to be fully functioning. I'll shut up now.

mgeoffriau 08-02-2010 10:15 AM


Originally Posted by lordrigamus (Post 610731)
ridicules

What.

ScottFW 08-02-2010 10:19 AM

I'd like for someone to explain to me what a "cam loaf" is.

lordrigamus 08-02-2010 10:28 AM

Ridiculous, like I said, my brain isn't working yet. I'll stop posting till I know what the fuck I'm talking about. Apologies all around. Rough night...strange dreams.

hustler 08-02-2010 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by lordrigamus (Post 610731)
I've heard these ridicules things before. If he was being sarcastic, I missed it and I apologize for my sarcasm on his sarcasm. Sorry it's still too early for my brain to be fully functioning. I'll shut up now.

STFU, retard. We all know you're retarded now, lol. (A/S/L???)


Originally Posted by ScottFW (Post 610737)
I'd like for someone to explain to me what a "cam loaf" is.

Its the part that looks like bread which pushes the valve plates down. When the loaf hits the plate and the valve opens, the burning gases from your rich mixture bake the loaves to operating temperature. This is why you have to pre-heat the head prior to hitting the track because if you don't pre-heat the loaves will burn on the outside and never warm on the inside. This also helps to glaze the loaf with the whipped oil in the head to better lubricate...hence why you cannot overfill.

chicksdigmiatas 08-02-2010 10:40 AM

Wow, everything posted by faeflora on CR was epic epic failure.

lordrigamus 08-02-2010 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 610744)
STFU, retard. We all know you're retarded now, lol. (A/S/L???)

Once in 884 post isn't too bad, I guess. If that's the only one I'm in good shape. I still love you, even when you e-spank me! :giggle: I know it's just because you care! 39/yes/on top

flier129 08-02-2010 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by miatamania (Post 610308)
For Christ sakes...he spun a rod bearing using shitty oil. Someone inform him of that.

Whats wrong with Mobile 1? :giggle:

mgeoffriau 08-02-2010 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by flier129 (Post 610766)
Whats wrong with Mobile 1? :giggle:

Rotella T FTW.

http://www.shell.com/static/rotella-.../synth_cj4.jpg

old_s13 08-02-2010 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by lordrigamus (Post 610731)
I've heard these ridicules things before. ***If*** he was being sarcastic, I missed it and I apologize for my sarcasm on his sarcasm. Sorry it's still too early for my brain to be fully functioning. I'll shut up now.

fuckin n00b...


haha


i think i hated owning a miata until i found this place. these other forums make me sick

gospeed81 08-02-2010 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 610325)
I say this fag will come here in a few days and say hi....

I thought he already had.

Didn't he post a vid of his 4.5sec 0-60 run in Mazdaspeed and leave after some ridicule?

buffon01 08-02-2010 12:01 PM

So what would be better for my motor, a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24?

buffon01 08-02-2010 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 610803)
I thought he already had.

Didn't he post a vid of his 4.5sec 0-60 run in Mazdaspeed and leave after some ridicule?

Oh shit that's him!! lmao :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Then he's lucky he didnt blow the weld off his intake manifold.

Braineack 08-02-2010 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 610729)
in for ban:


You need to tone down the disrespect.

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/...3568be339e.gif


You really think .7 extra qts of oil caused issue?

SlideRuler 08-02-2010 12:08 PM

where do you find these vids that suit various situations perfectly?!

lordrigamus 08-02-2010 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by old_s13 (Post 610794)
fuckin n00b...


haha


i think i hated owning a miata until i found this place. these other forums make me sick

Yeah, I'll take my medicine when I got it coming and hang my head in shame, like I should. It's like I'm being corrected by a bunch of older brothers, I'm a better man because of it.

Faeflora 08-02-2010 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by lordrigamus (Post 610812)
Yeah, I'll take my medicine when I got it coming and hang my head in shame, like I should. It's like I'm being corrected by a bunch of older brothers, I'm a better man because of it.


Plz post pics indicating such shame.

Rear facing nudes plz

FRT_Fun 08-02-2010 12:39 PM

http://www.metrobloggen.se/UserFiles...mage/shame.jpg

hustler 08-02-2010 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 610804)
So what would be better for my motor, a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24?

Lol, at budget fluids... you want something with Terroir.

buffon01 08-02-2010 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 610869)
Lol, at budget fluids... you want something with Terroir.

2Fast2Furious son!!

lordrigamus 08-02-2010 03:03 PM


Originally Posted by faeflora (Post 610826)
Plz post pics indicating such shame.

Rear facing nudes plz

Facepalm filled with regret:

http://a.imageshack.us/img230/4287/imag0105s.jpg

Working on the nudes, BRB!

Braineack 08-02-2010 03:04 PM

the brain finds delight ln your facepalm:

http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2...2/downsize.jpg

lordrigamus 08-02-2010 03:30 PM

http://a.imageshack.us/img294/8898/m...c3f2027460.jpg

levnubhin 08-02-2010 03:35 PM

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shuiend 08-02-2010 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 610804)
so what would be better for my motor, a gallo 12 or a gallo 24?

24

buffon01 08-02-2010 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 610913)
24

Fuck :vash: I bouth two 12s.

old_s13 08-02-2010 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by lordrigamus (Post 610812)
Yeah, I'll take my medicine when I got it coming and hang my head in shame, like I should. It's like I'm being corrected by a bunch of older brothers, I'm a better man because of it.

haha yeah but its all in good fun

anyone else here think the guy busted his motor from all the ahem "upgrades" he bought as opposed to the > 1 quart of overfill?

Braineack 08-02-2010 05:31 PM


Originally Posted by old_s13 (Post 610968)
haha yeah but its all in good fun

anyone else here think the guy busted his motor from all the ahem "upgrades" he bought as opposed to the > 1 quart of overfill?

ive been saying this all along.

FRT_Fun 08-02-2010 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by old_s13 (Post 610968)
haha yeah but its all in good fun

anyone else here think the guy busted his motor from all the ahem "upgrades" he bought as opposed to the > 1 quart of overfill?

See Curly's post #8 first page lul.

lordrigamus 08-02-2010 05:48 PM

I'm not saying anything...except Brain looks smashing in those glasses.

turotufas 08-02-2010 05:50 PM

This, right here, is my... swag

hustler 08-02-2010 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 610808)
You really think .7 extra qts of oil caused issue?

Hell no I don't...I overfill my car too. The magic of this thread will be page-3...this is where I'll start discussing cam loaf baking secretes of the kitchen.

sixshooter 08-02-2010 06:38 PM

I heard if you overheat your engine the cam loaves will rise too much and make it lock up. True or false?

old_s13 08-02-2010 07:25 PM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 610987)
See Curly's post #8 first page lul.


Originally Posted by curly (Post 610148)
I have a response prepared, however I'm uncertain as to what to say.

1. Make massive fun of him for being a douche
2. Tell him his actual problem and hope he listens

It's his head gasket, isn't it? My thought was a poor tune cause the head gasket to go, then the oil/water mix screwed up his bearings. Or am I missing something.

sorry, i got confused.

for a second i thought his car broke because he left his drain plug off after adding 5-quarts of UBER HIGH QUALITY MOBIL-1 SYNTHETIC MOTOR OIL


shame, the aforementioned would have been more socially acceptable. :(

Crumpled97 08-02-2010 07:27 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 611033)
I heard if you overheat your engine the cam loaves will rise too much and make it lock up. True or false?

That's why I run unleavened cams.

old_s13 08-02-2010 07:32 PM

I'm surprised you guys didnt see this:


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hustler 08-02-2010 09:01 PM


Originally Posted by Crumpled97 (Post 611064)
That's why I run unleavened cams.

Passover cams?

soflarick 08-02-2010 10:18 PM

That cr thread is a train wreck. Nothing's changed, go back to whatever you were doing.

Aircraft mechanic? Not likely.

kwolzen 08-02-2010 10:29 PM


curly 08-02-2010 10:33 PM

OOh, fruit cams, my favorite. Oh or beer battered cams!

gospeed81 08-03-2010 07:27 AM


Originally Posted by SlideRuler (Post 610810)
where do you find these vids that suit various situations perfectly?!

I can't believe the biggest postwhore on the Miata forums doesn't know how to bomb a thread...

Anyone who replies to this with a url is aiding and abetting...and will be banned.

thagr81 us 08-03-2010 08:11 AM


Originally Posted by curly (Post 611203)
Oh or beer battered cams!

In for beer battered cams!

sixshooter 08-03-2010 10:49 AM

And when he had taken some unleavened cams and given thanks, he broke them and gave them to the machine shop, saying, "This is my motor which is given for you; do this to make horsepower for me.

dgmorr 08-03-2010 11:04 AM

I'm in for a clam bake! I'll bring an MBSP full of clams.

gaius49 07-01-2011 02:11 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 610149)
im sure it had something to do with the larger injectors, meth, and more boost. hell it's probably fine.

I'm sure that played a part.

Faeflora 07-01-2011 02:16 AM

Fukc yeah I like it when awesome threads are resurrected.

Even if hustler quits his job and goes on welfare for love i will always have laughs at the cam loaves.

gaius49 07-01-2011 02:21 AM


Originally Posted by thagr81 us (Post 611347)
In for beer battered cams!

I might actually be able to pull this off. I have a spare intake cam.

Also, I think my sleeping meds are REALLY kicking in. Pleasse discount my comments hence forth until tommorrow.

Good night all.

Doppelgänger 07-01-2011 07:38 AM

Must suck to be living a year in the past.

hustler 07-01-2011 09:10 AM


Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 743816)
Fukc yeah I like it when awesome threads are resurrected.

Even if hustler quits his job and goes on welfare for love i will always have laughs at the cam loaves.

Yeah, that's some classic shit in there. I was especially proud of the "passover cam".

jeff_man 07-01-2011 04:03 PM

reading title "i think i have seen this somewhere"

:inout:

Joe Perez 07-01-2011 05:09 PM

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buffon01 07-01-2011 05:16 PM

*Is that you? lol


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