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OGRacing 07-21-2014 09:26 AM

http://www.pro-touring.com/attachmen...8&d=1405948320
Look out for those autozone pads...

Braineack 07-21-2014 09:27 AM

Duralast pads are probably made of bar soap.

Irish Spring if I had to guess.


Why anyone would put these on their e36 m3 is beyond me.

OGRacing 07-21-2014 09:28 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1149815)
Duralast pads are probably made of bar soap.

Irish Spring if I had to guess.

and wood

TurboTim 07-21-2014 11:30 AM

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Because they are GUARANTEEEEDDD to be in stock!

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Joe Perez 07-21-2014 01:00 PM

Boring fact:

In 1973, President Nixon was kidnapped by Leonid Brezhnev. While Brezhnev was visiting Camp David, Nixon gave him a new Lincoln Continental as gift.

http://blog.nixonfoundation.org/file...1046-04-ac.jpg

From Nixon's memoirs:
He got behind the wheel and motioned me into the passenger seat. The head of my Secret Service detail went pale as I climbed in and we took off down one of the narrow roads that run around the perimeter of Camp David….

At one point there is a very steep slope with a sign at the top reading, ‘Slow, dangerous curve’….

Brezhnev was driving more than 50 miles an hour as we approached the slope. I reached over and said, ‘Slow down, slow down,’ but he paid no attention. When we reached the bottom there was a squeal of rubber as he slammed on the breaks and made the turn….

‘You are an excellent driver,’ I replied. ‘I would never have been able to make that turn at the speed at which we were traveling.’

Diplomacy is not always an easy art.
During this 30 minute joyride, Nixon was separated from both his security detail and the nuclear football.

Joe Perez 07-21-2014 01:11 PM

Spray cake:


mgeoffriau 07-21-2014 01:25 PM

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Coworker across the hall brought his kid to work this morning. Kid would not be quiet. Humming, whistling, singing to himself, complaining to his dad, playing with his dad's cordless screwdriver...I was going crazy. They finally went to lunch a few minutes ago.

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99mx5 07-21-2014 01:55 PM


y8s 07-21-2014 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1149890)
Spray cake:


I see there is now a handheld reverse liposuction kit.

olderguy 07-21-2014 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1149889)
Boring fact:


Not really boring.

EO2K 07-21-2014 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by olderguy (Post 1149930)
Not really boring.

I think it's a matter of scale. I'm sure he finds most things to be quite boring.

Joe Perez 07-21-2014 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by EO2K (Post 1149933)
I think it's a matter of scale. I'm sure he finds most things to be quite boring.

I actually find it interesting. I just try to make reasonable judgements about what a statistically average person might find to be interesting or uninteresting if mentioned in casual conversation at a cocktail party. In my experience, nuclear war, politics,* and cold-war shenanigans are not a well-received topic of conversation in that context.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1405971564


* = I support the Oxford Comma.

olderguy 07-21-2014 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1149940)
I actually find it interesting. I'm just trying to make reasonable judgement about what a statistically average person might find to be interesting or uninteresting if mentioned in casual conversation at a cocktail party. In my experience, nuclear war, politics,* and cold-war shenanigans are not a well-received topic of conversation in that context.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1405971564


* = I support the Oxford Comma.

Better read up on Honey Boo Boo, The Kardashians, Naked and Afraid, and all the other wonderful TV offerings if you want cocktail discussions to go well.:jerkit:

y8s 07-21-2014 04:38 PM

if you're at a cocktail party where the guests are of average intelligence, then you might find that if you are of above average intelligence that you'll be attempting to have a conversation with people of below average intelligence.

Pen2_the_penguin 07-21-2014 04:53 PM

not sure if joe has seen this yet...


Godless Commie 07-21-2014 05:00 PM

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Monk 07-21-2014 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1149940)
I just try to make reasonable judgements about what a statistically average person might find to be interesting or uninteresting if mentioned in casual conversation at a cocktail party. [/INDENT]

This is MT.net. Everyone is either well ahead or behind the middle of the curve.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1405989067
Theoretical "normal" distribution of IQs (shaded curve) and the actual distribution in the population (heavy line), with the lower hump exaggerated for explanatory purposes.

Doppelgänger 07-21-2014 08:51 PM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 1149978)
[Wierd Al video]


I think that's time 3 or 4 lol.

triple88a 07-21-2014 10:06 PM

Damn rice boys got this down to science mang.

Also just noticed, didnt know Elvis is back but this time hes stretching tires.


nitrodann 07-22-2014 08:26 AM

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