That's it?

I was laughing my ass off the whole time I was writing those, and I really expected some kind of reaction.

(huff. puff.)

Fine. Here is the most random thing in the universe, a cat with a pancake on its head:

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(That said, the Colbert rendition of "Friday" was truly epic. It was really tactless of that Rebecca Black girl to do a parody of this song.)

Nah...Joe, your post had me ROFL'ing.

flim flam?

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Succulent. Winning. Explosive.

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• A ThinkGeek pork product that's NOT bacon? YOU DON'T SAY!
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• The other green meat: You should try them, Sam-I-Am.
• Crispy, salty, savory, and delicious
• Officially licensed Angry Birds food product
• WARNING: May contain bits of feather.

I actually want one of these:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...ion_figure.jpg

Can anyone tell me where that video is of the car that rebuilds itself? I know I saw it posted here but I cant find it.

It starts in the winter and ends in the spring or vice versa. It was stop motion of the guy putting the car back together and it made it look like the car was rebuilding itself.

This one?


Joe, I'm going to show my true age, but I forgot how much that old Star Trek shit sucked. JJ Abrams movie was amazing.

^^

Thanks Curly! That's the one! :bigtu:

I'm sure they all do it, but it's the first time I came across this. I find it to be particularly entertaining.

hey now.... :giggle:

Not for those with ornithophobia...

STFU

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Halloween '93

nice robo penis.

That's actually a Type II Phaser 2366.

Come at me, bro.

pushy, stop acting like Ronnie :giggle:
http://www.gtcars.ca/images/lol-cat-whisker.jpg

Random picture of me on the roof.

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Don't phase me bro!

anyone own the pointy boots?

interesting weeping system.

Damn, there's all kind of young-ungs up in here in the forums.

come at me bro.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6427224_n.jpg

You aren't the least bit impressed by my Star Trek knowledge and love (pre-1995)?

I guess...

It kind of makes me feel old, though. I was in high school when the Enterprise made first contact with the Tamarians at El-Adrel, and to you, that's ancient history.

That is the sickest climbing move i have ever seen!!!!

Ancient history is thinking "hey, Murdock is on TNG!"

Hahaha. Yeah, poor Reg. He just couldn't catch a break.


Fun fact: one of the guys in the office has the theme from Knight Rider as his ringtone. This was done in response to my ringtone being the theme from the original Super Mario Brothers.

I am going to escalate the situation by tracking down the theme from Airwolf.

I say go Cheers.
Even older M*A*S*H

add the dude as a contact named Stringfellow Hawk?

Edit: fuck it, why not go straight for Automan? At one point I downloaded that series via bittorrent... good lord.

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/moms-anus.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.c...ust-a-game.jpg

Ok, that's pretty much the weirdest thing I've seen all day.


The Perez family, 1983. Guess which one is me:

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:bowrofl: I am weeping with laughter.

Literally.

Actual tears.

The ST talk got me thinking about the cartoon that used to be on (1973 - 1974). In the pic below I see Spock but I swear there was some sort of red-skinned creature that was on the Enterprise in place of Spock. Anyone know what I am talking about? I kind of remember he looked like a devil or something (horns or big ears or something).

http://epguides.com/StarTrekTheAnimatedSeries/cast.jpg

I'm going with the one checking out the girls. The lower left in blue shirt.

Lower left, striped shirt, bent over with hands provocatively placed on thighs.

Also, it's cool that you're related to fat Nicolas Cage.

Me in 1973:

http://www.lightweightmiata.com/proj...o/studio01.JPG

me and my sis circa early to mid 80s.

http://www.floozy.com/allison/images/gangsta.gif

COME AT ME BRO

You're the tall one, right?

Y'all look homeless.

Does your sister have a musket? She needs to learn about gun shifty mmm kaayyyy..

Almost done with my build...
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I see you are familiar with the minimonster II
http://www.racingmazda.com/megamini.htm

So why a VVT head with the VVT deleted?

http://verydemotivational.files.word...id-he-know.jpg

http://superdimension.net/gifs/animated/160.gif

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http://www.imgnook.com/wQ1o.gif

http://www.imgnook.com/91Ho.gif

http://i54.tinypic.com/334qkb9.jpg

Ric was a big Electromotive guy. Electromotive didn't "do" VVT when he built that car. Plus I don't think anyone realized the benefit at the time either.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2...tedgifs804.gif

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6025/kittyporn.jpg

Random viking metal video

I'll be damned... Found an old vid of Hustler when he had his VW.
http://www.zoopedup.com/videos/golf-...e-8-may-2008-0

Fuck yeah!!!!! I've seen them a few times. HAIL TO THE THUNDER GOD!!!