Seeing things like this reminds me that my life is a complete and utter failure:

 

 

^ is that you triple A? I'm guessing that's your bra size

 

alright, who the **** did this?

 

LOL Loc-line?

 

Everyone knows Gulf racing colors make everything faster.

 

 

^was that recorded with a phone, in a cathedral?

That woman in the recording has a sexy voice. *don't slap me

 

I saw this and thought, "Oh, that's a hot-cold thing." Then I saw that the cold side of the turbo is still orange. And the down pipe is blue. So...I got nothing.

 

^ That's....

It's



There's,









Nope. I got nothin'.

 

ill see your shark meme

 

So I guess when it comes to twerking, you just use whatever you've got.

Shake that money maker! - GIF on Imgur

https://i.imgur.com/ltyCza1.mp4


(damn, can anyone make that play automatically?)

 

https://www.facebook.com/HuffingtonPost/videos/10153999765456130/

 

This guy has got so much swag, I'll bet he walks into bars packed with Hells Angels and deliberately picks fights:

 

 

More randomness:
















































(This sign is not the boss of me.)

 

LOVE the defiance of the sign.

Unrelated

 

My current favorite way to unanswer terrible questions is to run the question through this haiku generator, and respond with the output:

interactive haiku generator

Here's an example:
Q: Will this turbo fit?

A: Don't turbo, turbo
fit, fit
Must turbo

 

I guess the Church of Scientology assumes that everybody has seen the South Park episode about them and Xenu/volcano/alien souls, so now they're just owning it on their promotional material.



I personally support Scientology's public turn to the weird. They've been privately weird forever, so why not?