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Joe Perez 04-24-2017 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 1408512)
Joe, what virus are you running to get that menu? I don't see it.

It may only show up when you're logged into an Amazon for Business account.

Unrelated:


https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...07f62866c6.png
"Some hard drives"



https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...7f1e365986.png
"Lexi." (A portrait of my dead dog which my sister drew for me. Charcoal on parchment.)

DScoda 04-24-2017 10:03 PM

Disclaimer: contains non-turbo content.
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...256d37a645.gif

Joe Perez 04-24-2017 10:13 PM


Originally Posted by m2cupcar (Post 1408519)
I'm pretty sure you have to qualify as an Economically Advantaged Minority to see that option on Amazon.

:bowrofl: Just caught that.


This is King Felipe VI of Spain:

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...039433c870.png

If he were to emigrate to the US, and open a small business manufacturing and selling pony-themed dildos, then he would quality as a "minority-owned business," and would thus be eligible for preferential treatment by Amazon.


As an aside, I strongly suggest that you not search Google Images for "pony themed dildo."

turbofan 04-24-2017 10:37 PM

OK Joe, I won't.

Joe Perez 04-24-2017 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1407898)
After he sold it he built a Kolb Firefly in the garage.

http://www.ultralighthomepage.com/PICS/firefly2.gif

Looks like fun, but I'd need something IFR-capable. Thinking more Honda Civic (daily driver) than Westfield Atom.

No, I do not have my instrument rating yet. And no, I have never operated in anything even remotely resembling IMC.

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5b09a5b990.png


Right now, this is all just random speculation of course. Haven't yet signed on the dotted line, and will in any event rent near town for the first year or two, as is tradition.

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...06acfa7475.png


For all I know, I might get the EV itch again. Battery prices have fallen in recent years. An AC motor, a Harley gearbox, maybe a worn-out old Formula Vee chassis. Wonder how long an open diff would survive if exposed to the elements with only heavy grease on the spiders, and a sprocket in place of the ring gear?

Joe Perez 04-25-2017 12:11 AM

Puddles the Sad Clown is a vocal god.


oilstain 04-25-2017 03:28 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1408674)
:bowrofl: Just caught that.


This is King Felipe VI of Spain:

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...039433c870.png

If he were to emigrate to the US, and open a small business manufacturing and selling pony-themed dildos, then he would quality as a "minority-owned business," and would thus be eligible for preferential treatment by Amazon.


As an aside, I strongly suggest that you not search Google Images for "pony themed dildo."

Figure out how to call yourself a female-veteran-native american-owned contracting firm, and you can find yourself with millions you can use to pay white males to do what they would normally be doing for half that price. (the other half goes to you!)

https://www.sba.gov/sites/default/fi...20part%201.pdf

If the government likes set-asides to keep things fair and honest, why should we complain about a private business doing the same? Go Amazon, help the little guy (get taken advantage of by anyone who can figure it out). Sustainable, organic, ethnogenicallydiverse, notwhite, dontassumemygender, drunkenrambling.

Source: white male in Tyson's Corner that worked for a 100% white male that happened to somehow have just enough native-american to qualify for set asides.

So, what's your business plan, why should we loan you money?
I want to start a government contracting firm.
Oh, what are your qualifications?
Well, technically I'm a minority.
Really, white dude?
Yeah, totally, I'm like 1/64th -redacted tribe- or something!
Okay, you and a few others just like you can fight over these millions.
Bitchin'

sixshooter 04-25-2017 07:33 AM

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/3860fc66...44e278c34f.jpg

Joe Perez 04-25-2017 08:04 AM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1408741)

In case you've ever used the phrase "handles like it's got a 200 lb dick strapped to the trunklid."



Rolling coal:

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...f1e7b37b50.png




Rolling a cigarette:

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...cf89f9f5d9.png




Rolling your eyes:

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e907ff487e.png




Rolling the hard six:

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...69dd72a78f.png




Rolling a hot Six:

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...cc2b38889b.png



Know the difference.

m2cupcar 04-25-2017 10:15 AM

rolling fur
https://media.giphy.com/media/RsXdnbJ1tnjVK/giphy.gif
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Joe Perez 04-25-2017 10:58 AM

I made a funny:


https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...33e5be28a3.png

hi_im_sean 04-25-2017 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by m2cupcar (Post 1408779)

https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs...5/#post1407220


http://image.rakuten.co.jp/ribbonsho...6/zaka-973.jpg

triple88a 04-25-2017 01:44 PM

Electric build sexiness.


Joe Perez 04-25-2017 03:20 PM

^ So battery. Much volt...


Saw this guy actually walking around in public wearing this suit:


https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...3ca59e6573.png

Braineack 04-25-2017 04:42 PM

https://streamable.com/i529s

sixshooter 04-25-2017 08:00 PM

2 Attachment(s)
Spanish moss is neither Spanish nor moss. No need to discuss.

cal_len1 04-26-2017 07:56 AM


Joe Perez 04-26-2017 08:41 AM

^ Seriously LOLed at the end.


https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...233d215d13.png


No, not that LOL. Stupid google images... Wait a sec, is that a flying, weaponized cyber-chicken? WTF!



https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...6b578db437.png

Huh? Why does a hand squeezing a lemon even show up for a search on LOL?



https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/im...25eb99a.gif???

Ok, this is just getting weird. And more chickens?




https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...fcfcf518f1.png

Steampunk anime? Fuck it, I give up.


Imagine an appropriate "LOL" image here.

m2cupcar 04-26-2017 08:49 AM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1408924)
Spanish moss...

Childhood memory- being warned not to mess with the stuff or be assaulted by the "chiggers" (red bugs) who make it their home. The moss on the panhandle is thinner and green (at least on the coast). And for those that feel left out- you can buy it in a bag.

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...33856316b1.jpg

Guardiola 04-26-2017 08:51 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1409006)
Wait a sec, is that a flying, weaponized cyber-chicken?

There is a stop-motion show you need to watch...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...icken_Logo.png


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