This is why I've always owned dogs:
You don't have to fish a dog out of a wall using a feather. Stupid cat.

 

you florida boys are weird.

 

sup wit dat avalon?

 

You Pen Pen fans are weird

 

I lived next door to 5 different people over the course of 10 years, all of which had dogs that barked non ******* stop ALL. DAY. LONG.

Ever spend 5 hours working on your car while a dog barked at you the entire time?

Ever worked for a utility company and had to roll to customers houses to work on their equipment / lines when they've got 10 ******* elephant dogs shitting all over the yard?




I have a cat and ******* hate dogs. The cat ***** in a little pan stashed in the corner of my laundry room, not on my carpet / door step / front yard / back yard / driveway. She sits in the window and sleeps all day long only making a sound if shes going after a fly or runs her food bowl empty. Doesn't need some jerkoff to take her for a walk down the middle of a busy street 5 feet from a sidewalk, take ***** in other peoples yards, or bark all ******* day.

**** I hate dogs..

 

 

Dogs are worthless. Cats ftw, take that cat hating **** out of my forums.

 

 

I've never been woken up at 4:30am on a Saturday by the sound of my neighbor's cat barking at nothing for five solid minutes.

Don't get me wrong, there are a couple of specific dogs in this world (two, to be exact) that I don't actually wish to kill in the most painful and horrifying way possible. But the rest of them can all **** off and die.

 

 

My dog. He's a straight panty dropper. Used to have a cat. It died, no one cared.









Take this guy for a walk downtown and you are golden. Even Jtothawhat could get laid.

 

well, if it's any consolation, i wouldn't care if your dog died...
cats ftw!

 

How awesome! You get to clean ****!

 

actually, my gf does.

 

 

You win 7 man points for that. But lose 869365 man points for the cats.

 

I remember my school music program when I was 6....we were upset because we weren't old enough to stand on the "risers" yet - and the teacher made us play duck-duck-goose a lot

 

AND this is why we are fucked. Damn human rights activists fuckign **** up for everyone. They are the sole reason we are losing everything. No one gives a **** any more as long as EVERYONE is ******* happy. Well **** that, everyone can't be happy or we lose. SOMETIMES you can't buy that hummer. And SOMETIMES you have to actually study.

end drunk post.

 

I love his look of pure elation