I see an amusing Geico-commercial storyboard in that picture.......

 

 

 

Dont taunt the big kitty

https://www.facebook.com/commonkings/videos/193849968541424/

 

You gotta hand it to him.

 

It needed a hand with dinner
...
Those big teeth came in handy
...
He was handed a bite to eat

 

Don't bite the hand that... ummm... you want catchup or something with that?

 

 

 

Also, this came up while I was searching for that image. Give it a minute...

 

More talented Jews:

 

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Where all the Jewish bitches at?








I just realized my SIL looks almost exactly like Sarah. Her ex was born a Jew and she kept his name cause reasons, so she keeps having old Jewish ladies try to set her up with their sons. But she's almost as Catholic and crazy as her Italian mom (except for the divorce part I guess).

 

I would do terrible things to Sarah Silverman (hopefully she would reciprocate).

 

 

^^ Can you imagine the bargains that could be had if you were booking a cruise right now?
(Elderly folks with respiratory issues need not apply)