Someone mentioned bidet? TUSHY Spa

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I will not be giving blowjobs in exchange for toilet paper.

Unrelated:

When English sports announcers find themselves temporarily out of work:

(Listen with sound. It's difficult to listen without sound.)

Twitter

Twitter

(I LOLed IRL at "... as it's the end of days.")

Twitter

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video...bY6YplU8TR.mp4

Please help me embed this.

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We're still doing the news on channel 9, albeit with a few... adjustments to the format.

click to play

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I've seen 3 of the new vettes down here in the keys. Gotta admit, the color really determines whether I like it or not. I liked the white one, but didn't like the red w/ black stripes.

https://www.orcadian.co.uk/wp-conten...lrus-refit.jpg
Corona Walrus don't care.

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