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FRT_Fun 09-07-2011 01:36 AM

I will say the mid? engine toyota vans were cool.

elesjuan 09-07-2011 02:02 AM


Originally Posted by curly (Post 768389)
Assuming a had a Ford ranger that needed it's plugs changed:

A. I don't have 11" needle nose pliers, never had a need for them.
B. Don't have a welder
C. Would never buy an American piece of shit in the first place.

I'm sorry for you.

http://jugrnot.com/IMG_7869.jpg

1996 Ranger 2.3 Liter 5 speed.
Brake pads, shoes, oil, coolant, tires, spark plugs, and battery. Those are the items on the truck which were not installed at the factory. The clutch, transmission fluid, rear differential, and entire truck are 100% original. I'd bet money this truck will see 500,000 miles before any major service is required and is driven 80 miles a day every day of the year.

A significant portion of parts on that truck were manufactured by Mazda btw.. Not to mention the 2.3 Lima motors were bullet proof, even if they did only make 50hp..

elesjuan 09-07-2011 02:05 AM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 768420)
I will say the mid? engine toyota vans were cool.

Toaster Van! Fuck yeah!!! Back when Toyota made something worth buying

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...yota_Van_1.jpg

Best friend had one of those in HS.

rmcelwee 09-07-2011 03:26 AM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 768036)
This guy is outrageously funny.

I said what the hell, I'll click on it so I can tell Viperormiata that guy sucks. As it started playing I was secretly hoping that he would be outrageously funny so I could post something like:
"I clicked on it so I can tell Viperormiata that guy sucks but he really didn't that was fucking hillarious."
Sadly, I cannot say that. I made it 1:53 until I turned it off.

rmcelwee 09-07-2011 03:35 AM

Random:


elesjuan 09-07-2011 03:44 AM


Originally Posted by rmcelwee (Post 768448)
I said what the hell, I'll click on it so I can tell Viperormiata that guy sucks. As it started playing I was secretly hoping that he would be outrageously funny so I could post something like:
"I clicked on it so I can tell Viperormiata that guy sucks but he really didn't that was fucking hillarious."
Sadly, I cannot say that. I made it 1:53 until I turned it off.

You fail at humor man. That guy is fucking great. Have seen several of his shows at a local comedy club.

Try this one.. Just watch the whole video.... His impression of Don LaFontaine is great!

rmcelwee 09-07-2011 03:46 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 768410)
The Japanese vehicles seem to be designed with ease of service in mind with a minimum of special tools.

You have to remove the skidplate from the new Tundra Pickups to remove the oil filter (little cartridge type deals). I've never done one before but my "grand father-in-law" has one and was asking where the filter was. After a little research I found that it was not even visible (well, the access bolt that holds it in was not visible) unless you start taking parts off. Not sure if removing bolts and lowering a 20 pounds slab of metal to just get to the cover over the filter qualifies as "ease of service".


http://www.tundrasolutions.com/forum...ltidentbf9.jpg

rmcelwee 09-07-2011 04:04 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 768451)
You fail at humor man. That guy is fucking great. Have seen several of his shows at a local comedy club.

Try this one.. Just watch the whole video.... His impression of Don LaFontaine is great!

UGH! I watch the whole thing. No, HE fails at humor. Sorry. Nothing against you or him. Comedy is in the eye of the beholder.

Try this (for the love of God, this is NOT SFW - you have been warned). If you don't know the aristocrats joke you should watch a few on youtube to get the feel for it:


NA6C-Guy 09-07-2011 08:06 AM


Originally Posted by rmcelwee (Post 768452)
You have to remove the skidplate from the new Tundra Pickups to remove the oil filter (little cartridge type deals). I've never done one before but my "grand father-in-law" has one and was asking where the filter was. After a little research I found that it was not even visible (well, the access bolt that holds it in was not visible) unless you start taking parts off. Not sure if removing bolts and lowering a 20 pounds slab of metal to just get to the cover over the filter qualifies as "ease of service".


http://www.tundrasolutions.com/forum...ltidentbf9.jpg

Aww boo. With the proper tools it's a 30 second task. Either air or electric impact, zip them right off. I do several of these a day, on Lexus SUV's. I will admit I avoid them when I can, getting the holes to line up when going back on can be a bitch at times.

rmcelwee 09-07-2011 08:21 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 768469)
Aww boo. With the proper tools it's a 30 second task. Either air or electric impact, zip them right off. I do several of these a day, on Lexus SUV's. I will admit I avoid them when I can, getting the holes to line up when going back on can be a bitch at times.

You cannot say "Aww boo" and "I avoid them" in the same post. :giggle:

Doppelgänger 09-07-2011 08:43 AM

Ugh...FUCK Toyota and their skid plates...one of those fuckers was the cause of my severed Achilles tendon. To this day, I'd still love to punch a number of Toyota engineers in the face and balls at the same time.

rmcelwee 09-07-2011 08:47 AM

Not so random picture:

http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/27...urgery-SPL.jpg

gospeed81 09-07-2011 08:50 AM

Ok Rob, that's two insanely gross things I've looked at/watched this morning that you've posted.

Has leatherface hacked your account?

sixshooter 09-07-2011 09:19 AM

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Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking bookstore...


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Doppelgänger 09-07-2011 09:43 AM

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That's probably what my tendon looked like while they were fixing it.


Actual pic of staples from surgery being removed from my leg. Note that my leg was a little bigger aroudn than a soda can because of atrophy

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RotorNutFD3S 09-07-2011 09:56 AM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 768420)
I will say the mid? engine toyota vans were cool.

Yep. We had a 1984 Toyota Van LE for 20 years, RWD, tilt roof up front and a powered full sliding roof in the rear. Also had an "Ice Maker" between the front two seats, basically two ice making trays set in mini fridge cooled by the a/c system. Take out the back two rows of seats and you basically have a large covered truck. Didn't have much power but pulled a loaded small Uhaul trailer without much complaint. I think it may have had a better turning radius than a Miata but the ride was bouncy as hell. Only engine work I did that was a pain in the ass was replace the alternator, everything else was pretty easy like Joe said. After 500,000 miles it finally had some sort of major engine failure and sat until we had it hauled off. While we had it we had a '91 Previa too, very similar vans.

icantthink4155 09-07-2011 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 768429)
The ... transmission fluid ... 100% original.

For serious?

ThatGuy85 09-07-2011 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 768429)
My Ranger is the shit

I can only hope my 4.0 will be that reliable...

ThatGuy85 09-07-2011 11:20 AM

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Slayer 09-07-2011 12:27 PM

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Jorts, wifebeater, wallet chain, velcro sandals, mullet, child. :loser:
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Just stuff 'em in your pants
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