Originally Posted by golftdibrad (Post 892485)

Originally Posted by 99mx5 (Post 892491)

Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 891863)

This is from today.

I was out buying round brass brushes for the oil galleries in my block, and some heavy ground straps..

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1340047480

Originally Posted by braineack (Post 892483)

freaky. I read that sign the moment the lyrics bolded below were playing on my headphones:


Liza's had enough of men
she said she won't get burned again
she said they don't know how to ----
her last boyfriend's a schmuck
shared with her a nice disease
he kept her passive on her knees
til one day she took his car
and drove into the city
liza had put down a few
when she met this girl named lou
who convinced her to go home with her
she said, "my name's louise
now will you take off your clothes please?
i want to take you to the moon and back
so get on your back."
with a flick of the tongue
she made her scream
she made her laugh
she made her dance
she was happy for the first time
and you know she wanted more
now with her legs spread wider
she needed to have louise inside her
she said, "i'll never forget the first time
you kissed me, now i want you to fist me."
louise didn't need a second invitation
she knew just what to do
yeah, she knew just what to do
liza had cum a few times before
but she had never even seen the door
into the world of pleasures of the flesh
she felt just like 16
and her life before now was a dream
or even a nightmare that's over and done
just like warm healing rays
shining from the sun
she made her scream
she made her laugh
she made her dance
she was happy for the first time
and you know she wanted more
you know she wanted more
you know she wanted more

Originally Posted by flounder (Post 892551)

Nofx?

Originally Posted by dpexp (Post 892523)

So harbor freight translates to boner in Turkey.

Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 892565)

Not really.
My best guess is that is a combination of the names of the partners of that hardware store, none of which speak English.

Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 892111)

awesome
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...rt-d541dd2.gif

Originally Posted by Bryce (Post 892690)

WTF? The original image is 1404x1974. Why is it shrinkydinked?

Link to original: http://imgur.com/gallery/MZh36

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1340170151

Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 892308)

Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 892724)

How do I see this in a size that someone can actually read?

Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 892735)