You know, there are alot of things in life that give us enjoyment and satisfaction. I enjoy my Miata's, I enjoy making that money and spending it...on my Miata. But nothing has yet to surpass the feeling of satisfaction like taking a good dump.

It makes you feel like a New Man; you have my guarantee...

 

Every time I do something I come here to find someone has created a thread about that very thing...

You must not have **** for a couple days to feel so special about this one that you needed to create a thread about it =P

 

If scat's your thing, you need to talk to hustler...

 

Hope your *** doesn't smell this bad.

 

Apparently you are still a virgin. If not you have been doing it VERY wrong.

If sitting on a toilet is the most satisfying part of your life I don't know whether to laugh or cry for you.

 

Stein, eww.

 

Third best feeling in the world. First is sex. Second is the feeling you get when you stick a q-tip swab a little too far into your ear.

I want a button I can press in the bathroom that will play the Rocky theme so I can sit back and revel in my awesomenenss after a truly epic ******* session.

 

OMG I'm dying. I'm dying.

 

this

 

Reading this thread gives me a clue of who would be catchers if they were gay.

 

Dammit Stein. I wish I never clicked on this thread.
Thanks for the brain scar.