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Doppelgänger 03-17-2010 01:50 PM

America....hitting record lows. No wonder the world hates us.
 
Seriously?

New Jersey Woman Wants to be the World's Fattest Woman | Cleveland Leader


Someone send this piece of *ish some cake laced with rat poison.

I cannot explain in words how pathetic this is.

Braineack 03-17-2010 01:52 PM

The rest of the world hates us because they cannot achieve our greatest and cannot fathom that a system based on liberty and the pursuit to make your own buck worked, and worked well. They'll love us when the progressives continue to ruin the country and make us a shitty good for nothing welfare state like the rest, so the wealthy influent and powerful can continue ruling serfs and profiting on their blood but at the same time preaching it's for their own benefit.

She's lucky she lives in a place where she has the freedom, let alone means/ability, to be the fattest woman in the world. We also have really good psychiatrists.

gospeed81 03-17-2010 02:02 PM

Only in Juhrsey

y8s 03-17-2010 02:05 PM

she's a blip on the statistical radar, even if she's a whale in the kiddie pool of humanity.

shuiend 03-17-2010 02:06 PM

Want to know what is even more funny then this. Her husband is a skinny black guy. Ill try to find the picture of them together.

TimR 03-17-2010 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 539752)
Only in Neuw Juhrsey

Fixed.

buffon01 03-17-2010 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 539748)
The rest of the world hates us because they cannot achieve our greatest and cannot fathom that a system based on liberty and the pursuit to make your own buck worked, and worked well. They'll love us when the progressives continue to ruin the country and make us a shitty good for nothing welfare state like the rest, so the wealthy influent and powerful can continue ruling serfs and profiting on their blood but at the same time preaching it's for their own benefit.


QFT. Even with Captain Wellfare USA still the best motherfucking country in the world

Braineack 03-17-2010 02:44 PM

You seriously think doctors are going to go into massive amounts of debt and waste countless hours of studying, practicing, testing, improving and innovating once the Gov't comes along and tells him what his time and skill is worth? Especially under the guise of the benefit of your fellow man?! Think he isn't in it for the personal gain (however various it may be), no matter what the benefit to society? If that were the case he'd be there reviving Greenpeace activists that come washing up on the shores...

thagr81 us 03-17-2010 02:47 PM

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Weak... This was at the bottom of the article when I viewed it as an ad. LOL!

https://www.miataturbo.net/forum/att...1&d=1268851629

shuiend 03-17-2010 02:48 PM

http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-cont...est-woman4.jpg

Her and her husband. You cannot make this shit up.

18psi 03-17-2010 02:53 PM

wow

shuiend 03-17-2010 03:01 PM

Here is her home page if anyone needs fapping material.

Sparetire 03-17-2010 03:07 PM

Crap like that is a black eye in terms of what people think of our society for sure.

But a lot of the world doesnt hate us beleive it or not. Now the media in this country generally does and that they have in common with media pretty much everywhere.

At some point you have to ask those who assume the worst about this country at all times (or the best at all times for that matter) what flavor their Koolaid is.

A lot of people in the UK, France, and Germany love this country. My father worked with a Jew who lives in France. As a matter of course he was reluctant to disclose that he was a jew. Anti-Semitism is a real deal there, as opposed to the watered down joking that you have 99.9% of the time in this country. Add to that the fact that you have a very vocal and aggresive Muslim population that wants to enforce Sharia law in some cases/areas, and suddenly the arrogance of the French gets just a bit more amazing, not that it ever made any sense at all.

Ask that Frenchman how much he hates a country where he can spout that he is Jewish to the heavens with no real worries. Ask a German how much he/she hates a country that has about 1/2 the tax rate that they are used to.

This country is a victim of its own success. So we have lazy fat people, and jelous arrogant mis-informed fucks around the world who hate us. People hate the Yankees and the Patriots and the Colts, mostly because they have done so well.

Quality Control Bot 03-17-2010 03:18 PM

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is that a 1/4 pounder?

Shit looks good.

slutz4 03-17-2010 03:31 PM

WOW, thats sick as hell. Nothing will suprise me these days.

Full_Tilt_Boogie 03-17-2010 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 539793)
http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-cont...est-woman4.jpg

Her and her husband. You cannot make this shit up.

OMG

look at that guys shoes!

gospeed81 03-17-2010 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 539836)
OMG

look at that guys shoes!

That shit was funny

ThatGuy85 03-17-2010 04:26 PM

The world only hates us until a natural disaster wipes out their country. Then they love us :)

Braineack 03-17-2010 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by ThatGuy85 (Post 539880)
The world only hates us until a natural disaster wipes out their country. Then they love us :)

I thought money was the route of all evil?

rider384 03-17-2010 04:30 PM

She gave birth at 532 pounds? Who the fuck would have sex with that whale, that could be considered bestiality.

gospeed81 03-17-2010 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 539890)
She gave birth at 532 pounds? Who the fuck would have sex with that whale, that could be considered bestiality.

You did notice this is all a publicity stunt for her porn site right?

I do feel sorry for that kid though.

rider384 03-17-2010 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 539893)
You did notice this is all a publicity stunt for her porn site right?

I do feel sorry for that kid though.

Didn't check the link, I'm at a hotel and I'm paranoid.

FRT_Fun 03-17-2010 04:55 PM

That Mc gangbang burger no longer looks tasty, I want to throw up :/

NA6C-Guy 03-17-2010 05:11 PM

I wish I could have been the doctor to deliver the baby, even though it was cut from her blubber fold. Would have taken a souvenir of sweat cheese from one of her folds for my ritz crackers. Would make a mean lunch.

Sparetire 03-17-2010 06:04 PM

Porn? How? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

chicksdigmiatas 03-17-2010 08:37 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 539931)
I wish I could have been the doctor to deliver the baby, even though it was cut from her blubber fold. Would have taken a souvenir of sweat cheese from one of her folds for my ritz crackers. Would make a mean lunch.

:barf:

kotomile 03-17-2010 10:10 PM

She could use some youth in Asia.

ScottFW 03-17-2010 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by Sparetire (Post 539953)
Porn? How? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

It's all gonna be wet, because fat sweats. Just find a fold and fuck it. :ugh2:

jtothawhat 03-17-2010 10:58 PM

She is a joke, she is nasty; disgusting; waste of space. While everyone has a right to eat as much as he/or she wants the fact that she is doing it for a record that no one will give two shits about is what is wrong, not to mention she has children who will grow up with out a mother due to her own selfish acts. She is addicted to food and needs to go to Africa and spread some of that fat to the Ethiopian children. God bless America, and FYI if this heath care bill passes I will bounce off the wall. I will NOT pay for fat f*cks like THIS. /rant

Sparetire 03-17-2010 11:14 PM


Originally Posted by ScottFW (Post 540119)
It's all gonna be wet, because fat sweats. Just find a fold and fuck it. :ugh2:

:barf:

fmowry 03-18-2010 09:54 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 539890)
She gave birth at 532 pounds? Who the fuck would have sex with that whale, that could be considered bestiality.

Question is, how did she know she was pregnant?

Her daily 20 lb dump was 28 lbs and crying?

Frank

Braineack 03-18-2010 10:04 AM

i know a girl who was preggers and had no clue...twice.

18psi 03-18-2010 10:22 AM

America

fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!111111111111111

:)

soflarick 03-18-2010 11:16 AM

She is going to cost us taxpayers huge sums of money once she becomes ill and brands herself as a "victim".

levnubhin 03-18-2010 11:19 AM

"12,000 calories a day in the quest to weigh half a ton."


Who the fuck can afford that?
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Braineack 03-18-2010 11:20 AM

iirc, one cheese fries or blooming onion from outback is 10,000 calories.

just remember:

Give up one daily 20-ounce soda, and at the end of the year you’ll save:
· 91,000 calories
· 7,280 teaspoons of sugar
· Potentially lose up to 26 pounds of fat

Give up three daily 20-ounce bottles of soda and at the end of the year you’ll save:
· 273,000 calories
· 21,840 teaspoons of sugar
· Potentially lose up to 78 pounds of fat

KPLAFIN 03-18-2010 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by outback wiki
The use of fats in such liberal quantities has brought the chain under major fire from many health advocates: Men's Health magazine condemned Outback's Aussie Cheese Fries as "The Worst Food in America," with 182 grams (1,638 calories) of fat and nearly 3,000 calories per order.

The Bloomin' Onion is a signature Outback item. It is a one pound onion cut to 'bloom' open, breaded, deep-fried and served with mayonnaise-horseradish sauce. Other restaurants offer items similar to the Bloomin' Onion, as in Chili's Awesome Blossom (discontinued) and Lone Star Steakhouse & Saloon's Texas Rose. Many of the Blooming onions have come under fire for high calorie counts, sometimes going over 1,500 calories.

Not 10,000, but still ,I think my 120lb 5'9 ass needs to find an outback in Germany.

Braineack 03-18-2010 11:24 AM

that's the damn article i was looking for; my two favorite foods.

soflarick 03-18-2010 11:25 AM

Dude, you may fit in the malnourished category. A friend of mine is 135 and 5'8" and he's a stick.

Doppelgänger 03-18-2010 11:26 AM

I don't even drink 20oz worth of fluid a day... I can't cut any out of my daily intake lol

KPLAFIN 03-18-2010 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by soflarick (Post 540366)
Dude, you may fit in the malnourished category. A friend of mine is 135 and 5'8" and he's a stick.

I can pretty much guarantee you that I eat more than 95% of the people on this forum, I've got a damn fast metabolism. I drink too...a lot, can't gain weight. You don't think the Army has tried to beef me up, it's not possible.


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