I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry. If you're Haitian, you're likely uncircumcised and I'm not into cheese harvest.

That's fucking funny.

i live in between sac and reno. don't come here, nothing interesting happens, it's pollock pines. really quite as boring as it sounds and probably worse... :/

however, you can leave your car here for more than an hour and not find it on jack stands stripped.

no one isn't afraid of a meth addict hillbilly with a gun.

Your a douche. No one lives by you, you live in a city with wacky police.

Holy shit, really? Is that a Reno 911 joke?!? lol, NHP, and Sparks PD fucking tards, but our sheriff's are people you only attract if you done something really fucked up. I speed WITH them all the time, not a single time have been pulled over!

haha!! 16 with a DIY turbocharged car, idk about you, but thats pretty damn impressive in my book!! Not only that, a 16 y.o. that travels 200 miles every month to show up for a UTA weekend... that has been in the AF for 4 years now... wow. Thats some kid!! Not only that, but awesome enough that joined the site after you and support by paying out of pocket for awesomeness!! HA!



I smell a pedobear!!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6...346a87dgi3.jpg

lol :jerkit:
well excuse me mr. california-huge-town-small-dick! Here in hicktown its damn awesome to see a old ass 94' dodge viper!! There are only a total of 5 vipers, 4 lambos, 6 expensive porsches, 1 porsche 911 GT3, 2 GT-Rs, and alot of challengers, chargers, bmws, mercedes and mustangs. Thats actually how many I have counted before I started to notice the same car, and its only because my stingy fruggle mother is loaded and lives near these folk. And I always still wonder why cali is so broke.

Edit: oh I forgot about my neighboor used to owning a Ford GT300

Ill be up on the 8th for my weekend and leave Travis on the 10th because of Easter, then the same shit the first weekends on the months ahead, I also have my two weeks to serve and so Ill be bored of drinking by then.

Fuck, at least your not in Oroville, that fucking place is creepy as shit!

:laugh: :D

It is an automatic...so one has to wonder.... :giggle:

lol stfu. I am aware of my disability thank you very much! :giggle:


I know what its gears sound like when the Level 10 valvebody kicks in slowing down to a stoplight... it quietlywhines down healthy in its lowest gear saying "GHEEEeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

**Insert uber ghey pen2_the_penguin inspired roflcopter/failboat joke here**

I questioned your age only after reading a few of your posts. Perhaps English isn't your first language?

Coming from the guy in New Cuba.....Uh, I mean Miami.

Your all cock guzzzling ------s. All of you!

I love everybody!

When I leave for good, I'll bring the flag.

haha you sound like the old bags on M.net!


elaborate in the areas that my language lacked... there is a difference between grammar and spelling impaired, and internet/texting influenced.


And what would you say if it was? hmmm?



you sir, are a big fail. gtfo. :laugh:

we love you too... lets circle jerk everyone!

Need I say more?

I'd like to hear (read) more to be honest.

He confuses the shit out of me now. Hyper is that you?

JOHN, by the grace of God King of England, Lord of Ireland, Duke of Normandy and Aquitaine, and Count of Anjou, to his archbishops, bishops, abbots, earls, barons, justices, foresters, sheriffs, stewards, servants, and to all his officials and loyal subjects, Greeting.

KNOW THAT BEFORE GOD, for the health of our soul and those of our ancestors and heirs, to the honour of God, the exaltation of the holy Church, and the better ordering of our kingdom, at the advice of our reverend fathers Stephen, archbishop of Canterbury, primate of all England, and cardinal of the holy Roman Church, Henry archbishop of Dublin, William bishop of London, Peter bishop of Winchester, Jocelin bishop of Bath and Glastonbury, Hugh bishop of Lincoln, Walter Bishop of Worcester, William bishop of Coventry, Benedict bishop of Rochester, Master Pandulf subdeacon and member of the papal household, Brother Aymeric master of the knighthood of the Temple in England, William Marshal earl of Pembroke, William earl of Salisbury, William earl of Warren, William earl of Arundel, Alan de Galloway constable of Scotland, Warin Fitz Gerald, Peter Fitz Herbert, Hubert de Burgh seneschal of Poitou, Hugh de Neville, Matthew Fitz Herbert, Thomas Basset, Alan Basset, Philip Daubeny, Robert de Roppeley, John Marshal, John Fitz Hugh, and other loyal subjects:

(1) FIRST, THAT WE HAVE GRANTED TO GOD, and by this present charter have confirmed for us and our heirs in perpetuity, that the English Church shall be free, and shall have its rights undiminished, and its liberties unimpaired. That we wish this so to be observed, appears from the fact that of our own free will, before the outbreak of the present dispute between us and our barons, we granted and confirmed by charter the freedom of the Church's elections - a right reckoned to be of the greatest necessity and importance to it - and caused this to be confirmed by Pope Innocent III. This freedom we shall observe ourselves, and desire to be observed in good faith by our heirs in perpetuity.

TO ALL FREE MEN OF OUR KINGDOM we have also granted, for us and our heirs for ever, all the liberties written out below, to have and to keep for them and their heirs, of us and our heirs:

(2) If any earl, baron, or other person that holds lands directly of the Crown, for military service, shall die, and at his death his heir shall be of full age and owe a `relief', the heir shall have his inheritance on payment of the ancient scale of `relief'. That is to say, the heir or heirs of an earl shall pay £100 for the entire earl's barony, the heir or heirs of a knight l00s. at most for the entire knight's `fee', and any man that owes less shall pay less, in accordance with the ancient usage of `fees'

(3) But if the heir of such a person is under age and a ward, when he comes of age he shall have his inheritance without `relief' or fine.

(4) The guardian of the land of an heir who is under age shall take from it only reasonable revenues, customary dues, and feudal services. He shall do this without destruction or damage to men or property. If we have given the guardianship of the land to a sheriff, or to any person answerable to us for the revenues, and he commits destruction or damage, we will exact compensation from him, and the land shall be entrusted to two worthy and prudent men of the same `fee', who shall be answerable to us for the revenues, or to the person to whom we have assigned them. If we have given or sold to anyone the guardianship of such land, and he causes destruction or damage, he shall lose the guardianship of it, and it shall be handed over to two worthy and prudent men of the same `fee', who shall be similarly answerable to us.

(5) For so long as a guardian has guardianship of such land, he shall maintain the houses, parks, fish preserves, ponds, mills, and everything else pertaining to it, from the revenues of the land itself. When the heir comes of age, he shall restore the whole land to him, stocked with plough teams and such implements of husbandry as the season demands and the revenues from the land can reasonably bear.

(6) Heirs may be given in marriage, but not to someone of lower social standing. Before a marriage takes place, it shall be' made known to the heir's next-of-kin.

(7) At her husband's death, a widow may have her marriage portion and inheritance at once and without trouble. She shall pay nothing for her dower, marriage portion, or any inheritance that she and her husband held jointly on the day of his death. She may remain in her husband's house for forty days after his death, and within this period her dower shall be assigned to her.

(8) No widow shall be compelled to marry, so long as she wishes to remain without a husband. But she must give security that she will not marry without royal consent, if she holds her lands of the Crown, or without the consent of whatever other lord she may hold them of.

(9) Neither we nor our officials will seize any land or rent in payment of a debt, so long as the debtor has movable goods sufficient to discharge the debt. A debtor's sureties shall not be distrained upon so long as the debtor himself can discharge his debt. If, for lack of means, the debtor is unable to discharge his debt, his sureties shall be answerable for it. If they so desire, they may have the debtor's lands and rents until they have received satisfaction for the debt that they paid for him, unless the debtor can show that he has settled his obligations to them.

(10) If anyone who has borrowed a sum of money from Jews dies before the debt has been repaid, his heir shall pay no interest on the debt for so long as he remains under age, irrespective of whom he holds his lands. If such a debt falls into the hands of the Crown, it will take nothing except the principal sum specified in the bond.

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