Apparently it is possible to make money online.
08-25-2009, 02:27 PM
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Look at all of you.... you're all a bunch of f_king lemmings I tell ya!
Want to make quick cash? Buy buy a carton if smokes and stand just outside a highschool (but far enough away that you're not on property) and sell them to underage kids at a 400% profit..or $1 per cig (given a pack of smoke is $5..each one costs you $.25).
Or better yet, throw on one set of clothes. Mow the lawn a few times, wash the car a few times, go so some mud wrestling and get into a few bar fights..all while wearing the same clothes while only rinsing them off in rain puddles..or maybe even a neighbors garden hose. Also, during this time period, stop shaving..that's the money maker. So now go find some old square of cardboard and fold it up a few times..OK, a few dozen times. Once your cardboard looks like it's about to fall apart, run back over to your neighbors house and gank a charcoal from his fancy BBQ. Sure you could do all of this the easy way, but the techniques of looking paranoid and having to sneak around are about to pay off. Once you attain the charcoal, write your favorite slogan of choice about why you need the money that other people don't and pick a street corner with lots of traffic to express to everyone you need a little extra income.
Want to make quick cash? Buy buy a carton if smokes and stand just outside a highschool (but far enough away that you're not on property) and sell them to underage kids at a 400% profit..or $1 per cig (given a pack of smoke is $5..each one costs you $.25).
Or better yet, throw on one set of clothes. Mow the lawn a few times, wash the car a few times, go so some mud wrestling and get into a few bar fights..all while wearing the same clothes while only rinsing them off in rain puddles..or maybe even a neighbors garden hose. Also, during this time period, stop shaving..that's the money maker. So now go find some old square of cardboard and fold it up a few times..OK, a few dozen times. Once your cardboard looks like it's about to fall apart, run back over to your neighbors house and gank a charcoal from his fancy BBQ. Sure you could do all of this the easy way, but the techniques of looking paranoid and having to sneak around are about to pay off. Once you attain the charcoal, write your favorite slogan of choice about why you need the money that other people don't and pick a street corner with lots of traffic to express to everyone you need a little extra income.
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