Automotive Disrespect
 

What has someone done to disrespect you or your car? Today I walk out to the car to leave and find someone has fucking spit a big wad of yellow snot on my door handle... :crx: I already have a short temper and complete lack of self control when it comes to people disrespecting me and my property, so this really set me off. I was at first thinking it happened at class last night, but I just remembered I didn't go last night, that was Monday. No way I didn't just notice it since I have to look down to see the handle every time I get in the car. That has to mean someone came into my driveway to do it, which pisses me off even more. Let me catch someone spitting on my car and they won't be using their mouth for quite a while.

Anyway, any of you have any situations like this you would like to share? I like to vent my road rage or car related frustrations so they don't build up.

Somehow I've managed to steer clear of that sort of thing. I guess I'm due. Worst I've had was a car-full of dudes calling me gay at a light. w/e

My car isn't even modified or nice or anything. Well, outside of the wheels, you can't really tell anything is done to it. Must be that MiataTurbo sticker on the rear window!

It kind of worries me that if it was in my driveway, why would someone do that other than wanting to break into it. If it was last night, they may have lost their nerve at the car sits right outside of a bedroom window that is open, then decided to just spit on it and run. Only thing I can think of. Only other place I went yesterday was Walmart, and I would have probably seen it getting the car.

I've had shit happend to me a few weeks ago:

Driving home with the wife after a local car meet. 2 drunk ass rednecks driving next to us, one sticks out the window and starts fake laughing at me. Then he says "nice miata ------".......So not thinking too much I reply " at least I have a woman next to me unlike you two drunk redneck homo's" :giggle:
So at the next light they pile out of the truck. Except there's 4 of them since I didn't see the 2 in the back. Drunk like skunks and holding 40 oz beers. One of them goes "YOU WANNA PLAY FUCKER?" at this point my wife is flippin out and tellin me to get out of here. So I just gun it (luckily I'm turbo'd now and that was pretty easy to do:D) and just leave them standing in the middle of a busy intersection. They tried to throw their half full bottles of beer at me but missed horribly due to being drunk of course.

Anyhow, that was the first MAJOR disrespect I got in the miata and It kinda shocked me. Granted I shouldn't have mouthed back at them:giggle:
I now have a gun and a concealed weapons permit for such an occasion. If something similar happens I'm holding them at gunpoint til the cops come and arrest them for drunk driving and assault.

Not if the wife's with you you won't. Also, as cool as it seems in theory, do you really want to risk greatly escalating the situation or the guilt of killing someone over something you could have driven away from?!? Worse yet the drunk rednecks could easily be armed too. Unless you are an ex-cop or combat veteran drawing down against 4 drunks mouthing off isn't something I'd advise as a first plan of action.

Now a huge can of bear repellent I might be able to get behind!

I took a jelly donut to the hood, windshield, top a few weeks ago. Not sure it was intentional though. Got a blank stare as I drove past giving them the finger.

People stopped messing with my car when I put in a roll bar. In everyone now thinks its the fastest thing in the world because "dont you have to be pulling 11s to have to put in a rollbar?".

:laugh:

Ive heard that one before

A few people have called me a fag when driving my miata, in a previous car i somehow took what looked like a donut to the windshield when my car was parked.

I would rather have spit on my car than a fat key mark..

How the fuck did you get a CCP in California?

Me and my friend were driving back from MN to Chicago, both in our miatas and some tool bags in a VW Beattle were talkin shit to my friend who was in front of me (the VW was next to him at the light) One of them had the great idea to try and flick a cigarette into his car (top was down). They are lucky they didn't do it cause I am pretty sure they didn't notice I was behind him, and I was home from Afghanistan on R&R and would have loved to destory their happy little night and watch the cops let me go.

I'm actually kinda glad I didn't have my gun with me and it all just dispersed:giggle:
You are right, who knows what could have happened. I still carry it with me now especially if I have to drive somewhere on saturday or sunday night: when all the drunk idiots are driving to or from the bar. You never know.
My pharmacy manager knows all these big wig mother effers in yuba county. Got me the paperwork, I filled it out, and I guess he put in a word or some crap. No idea. I know its nearly impossible to get one though, so I guess he helped out a lot. It was after we got robbed twice at gun point at our pharmacy, and for "reason" I put down "protecting self" as well as some other things he told me to write. In sacramento, and/or without his help I'd get rejected faster than I can say "gun".

Which reminds me, I think my permit is about to expire. I think you made the right choice by just letting it go though, even if you had the gun then. Though I can't really talk, I think I may have made the wrong choice there and held them at gun point. I don't like to let pieces of shit like that go, it hurts my pride too much. Though with the wife in the car, that would have been my move too I think, to drive away.

Oh, and redneck Alabama FTW! $7 and a short half page form, and no criminal record gets you a CCW license. I think I read that something like 30,000 CCW's are held in the Birmingham metro area. Thats out of only about 220,000 people. You do the math, lol.

holy crap, that is so easy:eek5:
Here in cali to get one you basically have to keep getting raped and beat up on a regular basis:giggle:

I think that sucks major balls. As long as you don't have a record, you should be able to own and carry a handgun. I feel safer with mine, but being as so many people also carry legally and illegally, its a decent chance that if I have to use it, I will either already have one pointed at me, or will soon there after have one pointed back. Heres to hoping I never have to pull it!

To renew, they are supposed to send you a reminder letter, and you send in a $7 check or money order to the Sheriff's office and they send you a new card in like 10 business days, but they have failed to do that for me for the last 2 years! Assholes make me drive 30 miles and wait in a line and have to deal with the typical courthouse/DMV lazy and rude people.

Even drunk redneck jerkoffs change their tune to the sight of a big fucking pistol...

Last I checked being drunk wasn't an excuse for ANYTHING someone does in this country (Unless your name is Kennedy..) As a licensed carrier you've got the right to defend life of you and your wife from a bunch of white trash retards if they're stone drunk, speedballin' or completely sober. Even more reason to defend yourself if they're armed while intoxicated which is a Felony where I live. A hollow point in the knee or thigh autta take care of even the drunkest of assholes... ;)


Back on subject...

About once a week I receive verbal personal attacks from people in traffic while minding my own business. Honestly it used to really bother me, like to the point where I'd exit the car and confront them in the middle of the street.. Anymore I pretty much just let it go and consider the source of the comments which 99% of the time is some white trash loser in the passenger seat of his friends mommys busted ass dodge.. To be quite honest I'd like to see more of those kids get their face mutilated in by someone like Brock Lesner for not learning to just shut the fuck up and mind their own business. :jerkit:

Some guy on the radio said some very wise words:
If you have a gun and take it out be prepared to use it. Don't ever take it out unless you are ready to kill.

Thats what would fuck me up. If I tried to remember that and treat it as law, I would end up in jail. There have been MANY times I have been ready to use it, but it wouldn't have been legal to do so. :giggle:

I carry it and ignore it. If I really need it, it will be sure to remind me its there.

Castle Law in Florida.

http://www.gunlaws.com/FloridaCastleDoctrine.htm

Now the only thing I have to do is be sure they don't try to run out of my house so I don't shoot them in the back as they try to make their escape and get my ass jailed. I guess just don't give them a chance to see you before you shoot their sorry ass. I value human life and all of that, but if you don't have the thought process to understand that breaking into someones house is wrong, then you deserve to be shot and I have no pity for you. In my house, you will likely leave with a bullet in you. Same with my car. If you get into my car without my permission and expect to jack me, you may again leave with a bullet.

I found this on my door a few years ago :crx:

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Vandalism is up there on the top of my list with thievery, but for some reason that makes me laugh. If my car was fast I would almost want to clear coat over it :laugh: Sucks for you though, someone needs their ass beat. Even if it is a little funny lol

Thats messed up.

at least they did it with a sharpie and not a nail or something.

I was pretty pissed, but it came right off so I got over it.

It is kinda funny because you can tell that whoever wrote it is a complete idiot with very poor grammar. I assume it could be translated to say "You drive a Queer Car, Fag."

My thoughts exactly lol
They're too stupid to even vandalize properly: typical for a vandal:facepalm:

I was sitting at a traffic light w/ my top down when 2 guys on harleys pulled up behind me and started talking loudly about "the fag in the miata". I turned around and looked at the guy and he goes, "What, you want to start something? You picked the wrong guy to fuck with..." as if I'd done something to him. I was furrious and ready to get out of the car but the light turned green and I just drove away. Really made me want a concealed carry permit, but it's probably better I didn't have a gun with me because I'm fairly certain I would have killed both those guys.

Sounds like you have a temper like mine ;) I would be a perfect fit to have been a cowboy out west. Kill a man for lookin' at me wrong. I wouldn't do the duel thing though, thats retarded. I just kill a man on the spot! LOL I joke I joke. I do have a really bad temper though that gets the better of me. If people knew how short my temper was they would probably not fuck with me. Fortunately I'm not 5' 11'' and 140lbs like I was in high school, people don't mess with me much anymore.

that's j-ville for ya......

You know that is all bs right? There were never any "duels". That's something that was made up in the movies.

Probably so, which is why I said its retarded. Why would I give a shit enough to give the other guy a chance. If I want to take your life, I'm not going to even the odds, I'm gonna shoot you. I'm not to proud to shoot you in the back if you pissed me off. I live, you die, I go to the saloon and have a beer and kick back. :giggle:

However, Andrew Jackson did duel and nearly died from it. He learned and both guys faked the next one to please the public eye.

Another western tidbit, I am apparently pretty closely/directly related to Jesse James, and my name happens to be Jesse. Maybe I have his temper as well. Gun slinger and killer!

On that note, what is the deal with violent hot tempered Jesse's? Me, Jesse James, Jesse Ventura wanting to kill Arnold in Running Man, Jesse Jackson always bitching and looking like he is about to snap, Jesse Owens running fast, I would imagine in anger...?

I'm high...

Never had anything happen to me while driving the Miata for two years. Even before it was dropped and modified it deserved some badmouthing since it was 'gay' but seems that people just don't give a shit here.

I had only a couple things happen over the years, both times I let my temper get to me. First time I got out in the middle of the road screaming for the fucking kids to get out of the car (I would have slaughtered them), second time I pulled a u-turn and chased the kids down and made them pull over so I could rip them out of the fucking car.

When I lose it....thats it. :vash: My eyes get blurry and I have a hard time controlling the rage. But.....that was years ago, I've learned alot since then and now I box on a regular basis to help with the aggression. :bigtu:

I've really never had any negative comments made to me about my car, just had those 2 incidents when stupid kids tried to showoff for their friends and almost paid the piper for it.

Many years ago, some dumb kids threw eggs at a bunch of cars while we were hanging out on a Sat. night. One hit my drivers side door..and I had just had the car painted with about 7 coats of paint/clear/pearl for a beautiful pearl white finish. Anway, I took off in the direction the eggs came from and saw a suspicous Contour SVT coming out of the area. I slowed and took a good look at him and he decided to turn around and chase me down. So I'm booking on this little two lane road and this idiot starts riding my ass so I brake -check him at full braking power. I was actually hoping he would hit me..I was pissed.

Needless to say, said idiot slid off the road trying to avoid me, ramps his car off a driveway, starts doing a barrel roll but slams down nose first. Car was TOTALED. It was visable twisted and bent in a nice arch from nose to tail.

Did I stop? Nope.. I left him there. I know some people who went up to the accident scene to check on the 'tards driving and found they were OK...but scared sh!tless. And they found egg cartons in the car...hmmm.

I've had a lot of shit done to my car in...
Oklahoma:
"queer" spraypainted on both sides (drove it like that at the track the next day) about 3 months after fresh paint
4- R-comps stabbed the night before a track event 2 months later
4 cigar holes burned into the top
"fuck you jesse" keyed into the hood (not my name, lol)

Dallas:
each body panel kicked in on passenger side
every body panel keyed
scalding hot coffee thrown on me in the car (fist-fight in the highway, lol)
spit on several times at a stoplight

Austin:
nothing, the people are educated and civilized there

Absolutely nothing ever. I guess I'm just lucky.

I haven't had a single problem in Houston or College Station. One guy pulled up to me at a light in a Mustang GT with a loud ass exhaust and rolled down his window looking at me. I thought he was going to say something like "nice fag car", but no he said "man those look like a blast to drive". Then he went on his way.

Right after I swapped to the 6-speed (and the car jumped to somewhere around 300whp according to the iphone...which was accurate before that) a fagmo in a blown Cobra told me "wanna suck some dick? You look like you're pretty good at it." I then shat upon with great magnitude...and "dropped" 2 glass bottles on the road for him. I hope he's dead. People act like idiots in Dallas.

Its really remarkable how often I get the bird in traffic in my green miata. However, the excessive power and torque really make it entertaining. The Viper club is pretty stupid too at the track.

Back in HS I had two cars damaged and disrespected.

First was my 97 eclipse. They keyed every body panel but one and wrote shit like, little dick, fag, queer. 2k worth of damage. Best part was, is that I wasn't dating anyone and hadn't for quite some time, so still have no idea why or who.

second was my 95 Talon, Someone throw a cinder block at my PAX rear quarter panel. It was also the second to last day of school. Great way to end high school

haha
that actaully happened in the parking lot of my old high school during my senior year there...
i probably fucked the vandals gilfriend, chicks loved the miata in high school, they always wnated me to teach them to drive stick :jerkit:

I haven't had too many problems. Only the occasional "fag" yelled from a pedestrian. I did have a dude tell me once that "His dick was bigger than my car." I was a little confused.

I get shit all the time from people. Being attached to an infantry battalion is not ideal for owning a miata.

In Florida, you are actually required to leave or take an ass whipping if you have a CWP and have a gun on you. Exceptions include 1. If they have a weapon and you cannot retreat, 2. If they are in the act of committing a "forcible felony" (carjacking, armed robbery, rape, and a couple of very specific others), 3. You are in your own home and are in imminent danger. 4. If there is more than one assailant and you cannot retreat, 5. If the assailant has enough of a size advantage over you that a jury would believe one strike from him would render you unable to defend yourself (good luck with the jury) and you are unable to retreat.

The act of staying and shooting someone instead of driving away from the situation when you have the opportunity means second degree murder.

Oh, and good luck with the "holding them until the police get there." Holding them at gunpoint makes you guilty of assault. Pointing a gun at anyone makes you guilty of assault. Holding them at gunpoint will get you shot or at least forcibly disarmed by the officer when he arrives to take you to jail. Assault with a deadly weapon vs. disorderly conduct and/or misdemeanor assault means everybody goes to jail and you get the greater charge. Congratulations, felon, you won't ever get to own a gun again.

That is why guns are best used by responsible people who can control themselves, understand the law(both written and case law), and make well reasoned decisions. If you have no control over your emotions, they will just get you in more trouble.

Good luck with the attempted second degree murder charge when you shoot the guy in the leg, felon.:sad2:

In high school I had my TR4 moved for me, took me a hour to find parked around the block. They stole the doors off my VW Thing once, and hid them in the back of a random truck. I had some random girl with me in my TR4 heading back to class with the top down. Some punk kids managed to land a M80 in the rear package shelf. Scared the hell out of us when it went off. I saw the little punks laughing in the rear view. Slammed on the brakes lit it up in reverse, I was ready to run the fawkers down. They ran into there house on the corner. I never let off hopped the curb through the hedge right to there front door. If it wasn't for the girl in the passenger seat I was ready to kick the door down. But she talked me out of it, so I dropped the clutch removed quite a bit of lawn, and left some marks on there walkway. I had serious anger issues then. :(

When I lived in Mountain View I owned a Mica Yellow SE Miata. After 3 months I went out side one morning to go to work and found a flat tire. No biggie, figured I got a nail. Upon further inspection I could see it was stabbed, multiple times, with what appeared to be the dullest knife out there. They tried to stab the other 3 but couldn't LOL They also attempted to stab the top in three spots. They got through on a corner. It was such a pathetic attempt and vandalism I actually laughed a little. Insurance covered a new top, tire, and a rental car for a week.

Also if Im not mistaken dont forget the two-step rule. Gun and magazine have to be in separate locations when in an automobile, so it will take two steps for you to load the gun before firing.

Thats some good as insurance son!! I wouldve been FUCKED ... I only have PIP :giggle:

Not accurate. First of all, an unloaded gun is useless. You might as well carry a can opener. Secondly, the law (written) has determined that it can be loaded but must be "securely encased". Case law has determined that in a glove compartment with a latch is securely encased. In a center console with a latch is securely encased. In a shoebox on the passenger seat is securely encased. In a gun rug with a zipper is securely encased. In a holster with a snap that does not allow the trigger to be accessed without unsnapping it, it is considered to be securely encased. A paper bag is not securely encased because the gun can still be operated through a paper bag. You will need a permit if it is concealed "on or about your person" and not "securely encased." Read the book that the cops read in the academy and that they sell at every gun show in the state: Florida Firearms -- Law, Use & Ownership BOOK FOR SALE by Author JON H. GUTMACHER, Esq.
It has all of the laws(written and case) and scenarios spelled out in entertaining detail. All of your "what if's" are answered. There is more misinformation regarding gun law out in the general public than misinformation about sex in a room full of fourth graders.

The book is cheaper than bail will be...

BTW - this applies only to Florida.

As of October 1st 2005 in Florida you no longer have the "duty to retreat" if threatened in public. You can hold your ground and use lethal force. At least thats what the internet says. I think its the same now for Alabama since they did away with the duty to retreat portion.

Well there were a lot of changes on gun law. I remember there was a lot of talk about them about a year or so ago but that was going on when a buddy I worked with got fired, he was really into all that shit, since then I only hear about guns when girls are checking me out a the pool....:cool:

I just don't understand people that will vandalize property or verbally/physically attack someone that has done absolutely nothing to them. These people really need someone to pull a gun on them and, at the very least, give them a permanent reminder of why they don't need to pull that crap anymore. Idiots want to go around picking fights with everyone, I don't see how it's their victim's fault when they bite off more than they can chew. I'd love to be on that jury.

Holy crap. Is TX still the wild west or what?!? Parked in shady neighborhoods trolling for the one clean tranny hooker?

I would have thought with the ear hanging from your rear view mirror and the special forces tats on your 18" biceps, people wouldn't be messing with you! ;)

I don't get how all you guys have so many problems. I've owned a miata for 5 years and never had one single problem. It's actually the total opposite, I can't go for a ride without people complimenting my car. I'm kinda glad tho cause I have the worst temper in the world, I could never just drive away like most of you. If someone called me a fag I would pull the mother fucker out of the car beat his ass and shove my cock in his mouth and tell him to call me a fag now, and I'm seriously not bullshitting now

Good thing I don't live in Florida. :jerkit:

I'd rather not have to share this earth with those people. If you do stuff like that for no reason, something is clearly not right in your head. I have no pity for you if you piss off the wrong person for no reason and get killed. Tough shit.

Oh great, look what I have to look forward to... The ricer body kit will surely increase my impending pain/disgust. I doubt my size will help me much until I am more vulnerable. (6'4")

Do you guys dress up in costume whenever a new Star Trek comes out? Just askin

I think you have him confused with me.

I don't follow? I do like me some Star Trek though.

Quite honestly I don't have any pity on people who pick on others then get fucked up in the end.

I understand its a part of life to get picked on, but maybe if someone would stop and pull their head outta' da butt and fucking THINK about something they're doing.... Maybe that kid they've picked on for 10 years won't show up with an uzi. Just saying...

Exactly. Of course everyone in school at one point or another picked on another kid, even if you were the one regularly being picked on. But some people never leave that childishness behind in the 5th grade and carry it through high school, then through college, then into adulthood. Hopefully they all eventually mess with the wrong person and learn their lesson before it comes to getting killed, but if thats what it comes down to, I'm not losing any sleep over them. They should have wised up and pulled their head out of their ass like you said. Nothing is more mature than seeing a guy in his 30's trash talking and trying to start shit with someone for no other reason than they think they are Mr. Badass and they will get away with it. I just don't understand that frame of mind. I'm too layed back and relaxed to try and start trouble, I try to avoid it any chance I can. Leave me alone and there will be no problems.

I've never been a real violent person, at least sure didn't grow up with anger or violent tendency. Yeah everyone either picks on someone or gets messed with at some point growing up but there sure is a point when you should just grow the fuck up and quit being a bullying loser, thug, gangsta, or whatever trashy piece of shit you think you are.. There is no excuse for any of this shit people pull, honestly.

Most of my life growing up I was a pretty passive person and normally just took peoples garbage and didn't let it get to me. Things got a little worse in highschool when I just pretty much got fed up with it. Junior year for the most part I typically took the same routes around the hall ways to and from classes. This one jerkoff who I've known for a long time always thought it was funny to try and trip me when I came by. Every day. After about 5 or 6 weeks worth of it I finally stood up to this asshole and told him if he didn't leave me alone I was going to fuck him up. Sure enough, next day after mocking my warning he attempted to trip me in the hall yet again. After getting up, laughing, looking around, I took this guys head in my hand and slammed it against the wall.... as hard as I possibly could. Knocked him out cold for nearly two minutes. Never did again have to worry about that asshole or any of his friends even looking at me anymore.

At that age I wasn't tall, big, scary looking, mean, jockey.. Nothing like that. Infact I was pretty nerdy looking which hid very well the past 6 1/2 years of working out and weight lifting I did on a daily basis. During and after school.

Thats my point. Sometimes assholes like that just need to get their shit rocked REAL good just one time and they'll straighten up. :2cents: