avian abatement campaign
 

There's a bird in my office and the bitch won't go in the box!!!
http://i38.tinypic.com/2i7n7kk.jpg
I almost had it once, but it moved the box of the stand and flew away, mocking me. Bastard. I'm baiting it with a banana nut muffin and a little cup of water.

oh, and feel free to add a caption.

12 gauge?

too messy

:bowrofl:
id say bb gun but 12 gauge sounds way more fun

i prefer the battle of wits to guns.

how about this?
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g9...sx/2i7n7kk.jpg

how about bait an open window with some bird deliciousness

I say you are craftier than I previously thought.

now THAT'S funny.

not an option in these confines.

I'm going to offer some chicken tomorrow.

20 gauge? Less mess!

Use a fishing pole. Put the bait, or a big cricket or something on the hook and catch it that way. Or just use a BB gun.

I got it! Talk to it, Hustler, it will eventually fall asleep. Then you can grab it!:bowrofl:

you need to e-thug it into committing suicide

bootleg version FTW!

Sling shot, I have 103 confirmed kills on Saddam's highly trained disease carrying pigeons. After numerous complainants, and security confiscating one of my slingshots, I switched to a non lethal 160 Milliwatt 532 nanometer 100% duty cycle laser to cause permanent blindness in the dirty little bastards.

This went from funny to future serial killer in the making....