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Old 11-14-2008, 05:54 PM   #1
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There's a bird in my office and the bitch won't go in the box!!!

I almost had it once, but it moved the box of the stand and flew away, mocking me. Bastard. I'm baiting it with a banana nut muffin and a little cup of water.
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oh, and feel free to add a caption.
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12 gauge?
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12 gauge?
too messy
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id say bb gun but 12 gauge sounds way more fun
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i prefer the battle of wits to guns.
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how about this?
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Old 11-14-2008, 06:10 PM   #8
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how about bait an open window with some bird deliciousness
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I say you are craftier than I previously thought.
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now THAT'S funny.
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how about bait an open window with some bird deliciousness
not an option in these confines.
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Old 11-14-2008, 06:22 PM   #12
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I'm going to offer some chicken tomorrow.
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20 gauge? Less mess!
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Use a fishing pole. Put the bait, or a big cricket or something on the hook and catch it that way. Or just use a BB gun.
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I got it! Talk to it, Hustler, it will eventually fall asleep. Then you can grab it!
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you need to e-thug it into committing suicide
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butterfly net that bitch
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bootleg version FTW!

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Sling shot, I have 103 confirmed kills on Saddam's highly trained disease carrying pigeons. After numerous complainants, and security confiscating one of my slingshots, I switched to a non lethal 160 Milliwatt 532 nanometer 100% duty cycle laser to cause permanent blindness in the dirty little bastards.

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This went from funny to future serial killer in the making....
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