Backed Up
 

It's decently cold here at work, probably 45-50 degrees. Just spent my lunch break testing out the facilities, definietly put the toilet through its paces. Came out sweating like its the middle of July and I just did a half dozen push ups. With in the last 24 hrs ive had: Outlaw burger from J in the B with curly fries, spaghetti and a 6er of Fat Tire, banana and oatmeal, 3 peanut butter, banana and honey sandwiches. In that order. What in the hell did this to me? Discuss.

All the semen in your butt your bf forgot to felch out hardened up and created a plug.
I can unclog it for a small fee but I don't guarrantee it would be painless.

What was all over my back then?

That was vomit from when you two played 2 gays 1 cup

Soap sud enema... They create a fecal bomb within minutes.

I'd be careful what you put up there, soap probably isn't gentle enough for the wall of Uranus.

Banana and beer will actually slow down your peristaltic muscle movements, so that's fairly impressive, although it probably also explains why it took so much effort.

It's all about the coffee, ---- keeps you regular.

mt.net = ana1 professionals

Explains why I spend half my shift night shift in the bathroom...

Cause you're drunk or cause you eat a lot of bananas?

cause he takes it in the pooper

lol jk:giggle:

Coffee addiction at night.

Coffee> working

No taking it in the pooper for this cat.

So, more coffee and less ----?

i haven't had a solid bowel movement in years.
i literally pee from my butt all day
errrrrrrrrday

That is gross. bro.

Semen

I conditioned myself to take all my shits at work. Might as well poop and get paid for it.

Plus you save money on toilet paper.

:makeout: Makes me wet.

Thats not healthy.

While we're on the subject, I would like to take this time to preach to you all that your urine should be clear, if it's not then drink more water.

You had a big shi because you're a gross gluttonous fat fuc.

You also should not be breaking a sweat from six pathetic pushups.

I see Failflora is drunk again.

I like drunk faeflora, also he has a very very good point about the push-ups.

"like it's the middle of July and I just did a half dozen pushups"?

That's obviously either a saying or an attempt at being funny, not "OMG! I CANT DO 6 PUSHUPS!!!!111oneonefullretardoneone!!!!!!!!!11"

I'm just saying ehs got a point artard

Broski, you may think he does, but you also like drunk Failflora.

No. Bone Sober.

Go dig up OPs fingerling sausage from his rolls and s his d.

You don't think he's got point?

blaen must be large marge too

Big booty Judy.

I can safely say I'm probably in better shape than you. Arguing someone is "fat" or "out of shape" because they called you out on acting stupid is...stupid, Failflora.

/Oh yeah, I went there. I dun said you were acting stupid! THUNDERDOME!

lmao

TOOT TOOT in for butt subway

A coffie then smoke. Then 2 coffies and a smoke. Don't smoke? Drink coffie on the way to work. Then bum a smoke from a co worker (one will not kill you and if you don't smoke it will more than likely make you sick not an addict). You'll be poo'in in no time.

Drinking booze stops you up? I'm flowing like crazy the next day. Smells a little like semen but there's poo in there too.:greddy:

threads like these take food out of Rick's mouth