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Old 01-17-2012, 07:19 PM   #1
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It's decently cold here at work, probably 45-50 degrees. Just spent my lunch break testing out the facilities, definietly put the toilet through its paces. Came out sweating like its the middle of July and I just did a half dozen push ups. With in the last 24 hrs ive had: Outlaw burger from J in the B with curly fries, spaghetti and a 6er of Fat Tire, banana and oatmeal, 3 peanut butter, banana and honey sandwiches. In that order. What in the hell did this to me? Discuss.
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:21 PM   #2
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All the semen in your butt your bf forgot to felch out hardened up and created a plug.
I can unclog it for a small fee but I don't guarrantee it would be painless.
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:35 PM   #3
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What was all over my back then?
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That was vomit from when you two played 2 gays 1 cup
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Soap sud enema... They create a fecal bomb within minutes.
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I'd be careful what you put up there, soap probably isn't gentle enough for the wall of Uranus.
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Old 01-18-2012, 12:42 AM   #7
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Banana and beer will actually slow down your peristaltic muscle movements, so that's fairly impressive, although it probably also explains why it took so much effort.

It's all about the coffee, ---- keeps you regular.
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Banana and beer will actually slow down your peristaltic muscle movements, so that's fairly impressive, although it probably also explains why it took so much effort.

It's all about the coffee, ---- keeps you regular.

Explains why I spend half my shift night shift in the bathroom...
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Old 01-18-2012, 02:43 AM   #10
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Cause you're drunk or cause you eat a lot of bananas?
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cause he takes it in the pooper

lol jk
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Coffee addiction at night.

Coffee> working

No taking it in the pooper for this cat.
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So, more coffee and less ----?
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i haven't had a solid bowel movement in years.
i literally pee from my butt all day
errrrrrrrrday
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That is gross. bro.
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I conditioned myself to take all my ***** at work. Might as well poop and get paid for it.
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Plus you save money on toilet paper.
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i haven't had a solid bowel movement in years.
i literally pee sperm from my butt all day
errrrrrrrrday
Makes me wet.
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i haven't had a solid bowel movement in years.
i literally pee from my butt all day
errrrrrrrrday
Thats not healthy.

While we're on the subject, I would like to take this time to preach to you all that your urine should be clear, if it's not then drink more water.
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