bikersam717

iTrader: (5)

It's decently cold here at work, probably 45-50 degrees. Just spent my lunch break testing out the facilities, definietly put the toilet through its paces. Came out sweating like its the middle of July and I just did a half dozen push ups. With in the last 24 hrs ive had: Outlaw burger from J in the B with curly fries, spaghetti and a 6er of Fat Tire, banana and oatmeal, 3 peanut butter, banana and honey sandwiches. In that order. What in the hell did this to me? Discuss.

18psi

iTrader: (76)

All the semen in your butt your bf forgot to felch out hardened up and created a plug.
I can unclog it for a small fee but I don't guarrantee it would be painless.

bikersam717

iTrader: (5)

What was all over my back then?

18psi

iTrader: (76)

That was vomit from when you two played 2 gays 1 cup

chpmnsws6

iTrader: (12)

Soap sud enema... They create a fecal bomb within minutes.

gearhead_318

iTrader: (1)

I'd be careful what you put up there, soap probably isn't gentle enough for the wall of Uranus.

curly

iTrader: (25)

Banana and beer will actually slow down your peristaltic muscle movements, so that's fairly impressive, although it probably also explains why it took so much effort.

It's all about the coffee, ---- keeps you regular.

18psi

iTrader: (76)

mt.net = ana1 professionals

chpmnsws6

iTrader: (12)

Explains why I spend half my shift night shift in the bathroom...

curly

iTrader: (25)

Cause you're drunk or cause you eat a lot of bananas?

18psi

iTrader: (76)

cause he takes it in the pooper

lol jk

chpmnsws6

iTrader: (12)

Coffee addiction at night.

Coffee> working

No taking it in the pooper for this cat.

bikersam717

iTrader: (5)

So, more coffee and less ----?

phillyb

iTrader: (8)

i haven't had a solid bowel movement in years.
i literally pee from my butt all day
errrrrrrrrday

FRT_Fun

iTrader: (19)

That is gross. bro.

jacob300zx

Semen

soviet

iTrader: (10)

I conditioned myself to take all my ***** at work. Might as well poop and get paid for it.

FRT_Fun

iTrader: (19)

Plus you save money on toilet paper.

bikersam717

iTrader: (5)

Makes me wet.

gearhead_318

iTrader: (1)

Thats not healthy.

While we're on the subject, I would like to take this time to preach to you all that your urine should be clear, if it's not then drink more water.