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Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:17 PM
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Default The Bday gift from my wife. *YOU WILL BE JELLY* TRUST!

My wife wanted to surprise me a few days early with my Bday gift.

Its pretty sweet. If any of you want to come over and try it out, let me know. Only rule is you must wear your own gloves.













That being said, I dont want to brag. But I am sure my wife is the only one out of all your gfs, wives & bfs that would drop mad loot on such a gift.

My life is complete.


**those are OJ gloves.. see where I am going with this.
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Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:21 PM
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As if you don't do that enough already.
In for this:


Also does it squirt you in the face and dispence the amount for a taxi after you're "done"?
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:21 PM
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Videos of you or wife using it or BANHAMMER.
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:23 PM
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haha. there is no way in hell i would post myself using it.

first off, i dont want you guys to see the technique I have. Its taken years to master.

second, you will criticize me using my left arm but honestly, it feels like someone else is using it.
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:24 PM
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How often do you do "the stranger"?
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:24 PM
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Oh and finally you and Pusha can do a double dutch rudder
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:24 PM
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What a great wife. Best indirect b-day gift.

I have been trying to convince random interwebz users to do a double dutch rudder, but $100 hasn't worked so far.
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Track
What a great wife. Best indirect b-day gift.

I have been trying to convince random interwebz users to do a double dutch rudder, but $100 hasn't worked so far.
I am pretty sure if you talk to Hustler he can make up an add for the M4M section of CL that will get some guys interested in double dutch ruddering with you.
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Rick
first off, i dont want you guys to see the technique I have. Its taken years to masterbate.
qtf.
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:31 PM
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Thats the girls one.
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by 18psi
How often do you do "the stranger"?
When I first laid my eyes on it I obviously went with my right hand. It was the natural thing to do and felt right. It didn't take long until I had a steady rhythm and had it pulsating back and forth right before my eyes. Of course, focusing so much on technique started to tire my bicep and forearm so I paused, passed it over to my left hand and tried. The left hand obviously was a bit more erratic and took a lot more focus and effort. We all laughed at how great I started to do, everyone was watching, my wife and my son.

My son being 3 and seeing how exciting it was also wanted to try. We told him to watch his face as its about 5 lbs total and him whacking himself in the head would honestly not be good. I cant imagine explaining a black eye to the teacher.

The wife also gave it a test run. She was certainly more pro at using both hands at the same time. I guess different technique for all those involved.

It really is fun for the whole family.
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:39 PM
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I am pretty sure if you talk to Hustler he can make up an add for the M4M section of CL that will get some guys interested in double dutch ruddering with you.
You mean put together a MT dutch rudder-train?
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Rick
When I first laid my eyes on it I obviously went with my right hand. It was the natural thing to do and felt right. It didn't take long until I had a steady rhythm and had it pulsating back and forth right before my eyes. Of course, focusing so much on technique started to tire my bicep and forearm so I paused, passed it over to my left hand and tried. The left hand obviously was a bit more erratic and took a lot more focus and effort. We all laughed at how great I started to do, everyone was watching, my wife and my son.

My son being 3 and seeing how exciting it was also wanted to try. We told him to watch his face as its about 5 lbs total and him whacking himself in the head would honestly not be good. I cant imagine explaining a black eye to the teacher.

The wife also gave it a test run. She was certainly more pro at using both hands at the same time. I guess different technique for all those involved.

It really is fun for the whole family.

omfg laughed out loud IRL

Imagine trying to explain to his teacher that he got a black eye as you were teaching him to **********
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 12:53 PM
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i'm in on the dutch-rudder train. woo woo!
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by shuiend
I am pretty sure if you talk to Hustler he can make up an add for the M4M section of CL that will get some guys interested in double dutch ruddering with you.
Why not just get hustler to do it?
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Old Jan 30, 2012 | 02:44 PM
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Couldn't find this on youtube to imbed here but excellent South Park shake weight parody.

http://www.noob.us/humor/south-park-shake-weight/

Found another part of the episode here:
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 02:58 PM
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The shake weight is old news anyway. You need the latest in fitness technology, the Tug Toner:
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 03:40 PM
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^wtf? copyright claim by Disney?
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Sweet gift. We should shipping between site supporters lol.

Thanks Viper. Now I'm on hooked on SteveKardynal. No homo.



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