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Old 01-30-2012, 01:17 PM   #1
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Default The Bday gift from my wife. *YOU WILL BE JELLY* TRUST!

My wife wanted to surprise me a few days early with my Bday gift.

Its pretty sweet. If any of you want to come over and try it out, let me know. Only rule is you must wear your own gloves.













That being said, I dont want to brag. But I am sure my wife is the only one out of all your gfs, wives & bfs that would drop mad loot on such a gift.

My life is complete.


**those are OJ gloves.. see where I am going with this.
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As if you don't do that enough already.
In for this:


Also does it squirt you in the face and dispence the amount for a taxi after you're "done"?
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Videos of you or wife using it or BANHAMMER.
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Old 01-30-2012, 01:23 PM   #4
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haha. there is no way in hell i would post myself using it.

first off, i dont want you guys to see the technique I have. Its taken years to master.

second, you will criticize me using my left arm but honestly, it feels like someone else is using it.
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How often do you do "the stranger"?
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Oh and finally you and Pusha can do a double dutch rudder
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What a great wife. Best indirect b-day gift.

I have been trying to convince random interwebz users to do a double dutch rudder, but $100 hasn't worked so far.
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What a great wife. Best indirect b-day gift.

I have been trying to convince random interwebz users to do a double dutch rudder, but $100 hasn't worked so far.
I am pretty sure if you talk to Hustler he can make up an add for the M4M section of CL that will get some guys interested in double dutch ruddering with you.
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first off, i dont want you guys to see the technique I have. Its taken years to masterbate.
qtf.
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Thats the girls one.
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Old 01-30-2012, 01:36 PM   #11
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How often do you do "the stranger"?
When I first laid my eyes on it I obviously went with my right hand. It was the natural thing to do and felt right. It didn't take long until I had a steady rhythm and had it pulsating back and forth right before my eyes. Of course, focusing so much on technique started to tire my bicep and forearm so I paused, passed it over to my left hand and tried. The left hand obviously was a bit more erratic and took a lot more focus and effort. We all laughed at how great I started to do, everyone was watching, my wife and my son.

My son being 3 and seeing how exciting it was also wanted to try. We told him to watch his face as its about 5 lbs total and him whacking himself in the head would honestly not be good. I cant imagine explaining a black eye to the teacher.

The wife also gave it a test run. She was certainly more pro at using both hands at the same time. I guess different technique for all those involved.

It really is fun for the whole family.
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I am pretty sure if you talk to Hustler he can make up an add for the M4M section of CL that will get some guys interested in double dutch ruddering with you.
You mean put together a MT dutch rudder-train?
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When I first laid my eyes on it I obviously went with my right hand. It was the natural thing to do and felt right. It didn't take long until I had a steady rhythm and had it pulsating back and forth right before my eyes. Of course, focusing so much on technique started to tire my bicep and forearm so I paused, passed it over to my left hand and tried. The left hand obviously was a bit more erratic and took a lot more focus and effort. We all laughed at how great I started to do, everyone was watching, my wife and my son.

My son being 3 and seeing how exciting it was also wanted to try. We told him to watch his face as its about 5 lbs total and him whacking himself in the head would honestly not be good. I cant imagine explaining a black eye to the teacher.

The wife also gave it a test run. She was certainly more pro at using both hands at the same time. I guess different technique for all those involved.

It really is fun for the whole family.

omfg laughed out loud IRL

Imagine trying to explain to his teacher that he got a black eye as you were teaching him to **********
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i'm in on the dutch-rudder train. woo woo!
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I am pretty sure if you talk to Hustler he can make up an add for the M4M section of CL that will get some guys interested in double dutch ruddering with you.
Why not just get hustler to do it?
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Couldn't find this on youtube to imbed here but excellent South Park shake weight parody.

http://www.noob.us/humor/south-park-shake-weight/

Found another part of the episode here:
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The shake weight is old news anyway. You need the latest in fitness technology, the Tug Toner:
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^wtf? copyright claim by Disney?
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Sweet gift. We should shipping between site supporters lol.

Thanks Viper. Now I'm on hooked on SteveKardynal. No homo.
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