Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 259365)
I think the last time I barebacked it was 2001. :cry:
last sat. morning for me.:fawk: |
Originally Posted by Arkmage
(Post 259351)
I'm married... there ain't a chance in hell I'm using my wiener any more
Frank <married 8 years> |
Fyp?
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Fixed Your Post.
See the original quote. Frank |
cmon frank, you sex the four post lift now.
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Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
(Post 259465)
Remember kids, 70% of people who get the Herp, get it when their partner has no signs of symptoms.(According to the damn commercial)
Doesn't that make you wonder about the other 30%??? |
Is this a true story? This is almost as good as me hooking up w/ my boss and her little sister.
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Enjoy being single. I always had three different chicks for everynight of the week that I could go out with. I just called the one I wanted.
It took two years to get that setup. Then I met my girl, and it went down the "drain of love". I stuck with her and had mad passion and sex. Now we just fight over the remote!:hustler: I ain't had any in three winter days and my megasquirt deficated on my Wbo2. My brother asks why am I so ----.:fawk: The fat chicks are starting to look good.:) |
lol i woulda been fucked...already been in that situation...
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i don't know man i always bust condoms too, then it's the awkward situation of who gets to fish around for the bits that are still inside.
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You fucking idiots can't even operate a condom? Sweet jesus, I weep for the future.
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Originally Posted by jayc72
(Post 260127)
You fucking idiots can't even operate a condom? Sweet jesus, I weep for the future.
I know... they should have some sort of complicated thing required to HAVE kids, not to prevent them! |
Originally Posted by jayc72
(Post 260127)
You fucking idiots can't even operate a condom? Sweet jesus, I weep for the future.
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Originally Posted by Mach929
(Post 260302)
maybe you don't know how to operate your dick
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Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 259265)
look motherfucker, I'll do the e-thugging around here.
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Originally Posted by Mach929
(Post 260302)
maybe you don't know how to operate your dick
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listen asshole condoms can break, it happens, it's got nothing to do with knowing how to use it, i haven't used one in years anyway
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Originally Posted by Mach929
(Post 260491)
listen asshole condoms can break, it happens, it's got nothing to do with knowing how to use it, i haven't used one in years anyway
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lol yes i know that.......now:giggle:
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You guys do know you shouldnt leave condoms in your car?
Unless its the dead of winter, but based on how the chick in the story was dressed it was summer. So had the guy in that story actually gotten the rubber, he would probably have had more problems then just cheating. |
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