last sat. morning for me.

 

FYP.

Frank
<married 8 years>

 

Fyp?

 

Fixed Your Post.

See the original quote.

Frank

 

cmon frank, you sex the four post lift now.

 

lol

 

Is this a true story? This is almost as good as me hooking up w/ my boss and her little sister.

 

Enjoy being single. I always had three different chicks for everynight of the week that I could go out with. I just called the one I wanted.
It took two years to get that setup.

Then I met my girl, and it went down the "drain of love". I stuck with her and had mad passion and sex. Now we just fight over the remote!

I ain't had any in three winter days and my megasquirt deficated on my Wbo2.

My brother asks why am I so ----.

The fat chicks are starting to look good.

 

lol i woulda been fucked...already been in that situation...

 

i don't know man i always bust condoms too, then it's the awkward situation of who gets to fish around for the bits that are still inside.

 

You ******* idiots can't even operate a condom? Sweet jesus, I weep for the future.

 

I know... they should have some sort of complicated thing required to HAVE kids, not to prevent them!

 

maybe you don't know how to operate your dick

 

Works just fine, but thanks for asking.

 

FO SHO

 

No, your a ******* idiot. Learn how to use a condom. i dont care how good looking that tranny is.

 

listen ******* condoms can break, it happens, it's got nothing to do with knowing how to use it, i haven't used one in years anyway

 

You do know the rubber is only supposed to go on your ****, not all the way over the ******* too right?

 

lol yes i know that.......now

 

You guys do know you shouldnt leave condoms in your car?

Unless its the dead of winter, but based on how the chick in the story was dressed it was summer. So had the guy in that story actually gotten the rubber, he would probably have had more problems then just cheating.