Saw this epic machine a couple days ago when pedaling the bicycle with my parents. Truly, an impressive machine.





I'm sure you agree this is worthy of it's own thread.

 

Half dually? Nice.

lol it looks like there is another car trapped under the hood trying to get out.

 

I have a photo of another atrocity...I'll upload later. Best part was you riding bike with your parents.

 

I bet it was really scary when he got halfway down the street and realized Dad wasn't holding on to the bike seat any more.

 

Agreed, because it's comical that somebody totally destroyed that truck to make it look worse than the time I saw a guy wearing a full face helmet crash his motorcycle into a concrete pillar. Both of his eyeballs flew out of his head and stuck to the face shield.
Yes I was 11 years old.
Yes that guys truck looks worse than that, in my opinon...Which is pretty harsh.
Way to **** up a perfectly good truck you ****** idiot, and I don't even like Ford trucks.

 

I passed this awesome ride the other day. On the way back through, I told my wife, "take a picture of this truck". She took one, and here it is:

It's pretty mild compared to the original post. It's still full of fail though. I mean, what's up with the wing? How bout the stripes, and the longhorn bull hood ornament? Running boards, push bar (bull bar they call it), window vents, etc. My argument was, "why do people find the need to do **** like this? Does the rest of the world say, "hey look at how awesome that truck is?!?" I doubt it. If they do, then they too are ******* retards. What really blew my mind was the truck was sitting out for sale. I wasn't about to stop and check out the price. All I know is, the dude's trailer has a tarp over the roof. Maybe he should've bought a new roof instead of investing his money in his fail of a truck."

 

I love the 2 wheels on one side, 1 on the other.

What the hell runs through peoples heads when they do this sort of thing?

 

Bumpers for fenders? Hell yez.

 

Looks perfect for towing a miata.

 

It kind of looks like your typical Texas born prodigy to me.

 

I wonder if the owner of a car like that - or the insane dragon Corvette of a few years ago - is legitimately mentally disturbed or if they are doing it ironically because the truck was already messed up, like a daily driven LeMons car.

 

You're the dipshit fucktard drag racing a Miata. You don't get to talk ****.

 

I see that car frequently to. The "Lemon Taxi" rolls around Loop 288 in Denton, TX with no windows and races in Lemons. lol

 

Bro, I was just horsing around you *****. Take a big spoonful of the **** you dish out every once in a while.

To the negative proper: I love Texas very much, and enjoy very much my visits there. So take the **** talking with a grain of salt. Snuggles!

 

I didn't know hustler even posted anymore.