The Bree Olsen Twitter Account (almost NWS?)
 

is absolutely hilarious. Here is one of my favourites:

"At Vegas airport with cum all over my face. Whatever. Even for people that don't know I'm Bree Olson, at least they'll know I'm a whore."



NWS I suppose: http://twitter.com/breeolson

Any men in the Fort Wayne area wanna come fill me with cum before I leave town? I'd like 10-20 guys tonight. I'll take it in the ass too.

Damn, I missed my chance

edit: nvm, I thought it said Ft Worth

If I knew who my real dad was, I'd totally fuck him. Are any of you my daddy? Did you make any love children in '86?
Fri Dec 10 2010 15:14:12 (Eastern Standard Time) via Echofon


Shooting incest porn today. I can't think of anything better. This is a dream come true!
Fri Dec 10 2010 13:47:58 (Eastern Standard Time) via Echofon

And I thought I liked her before! No way that is her, but funny non the less.

I'd wager a felch session that it's actually her. I know two guys who fucked her in the same night (one dude was my cousin, I was passed out in the next room). She's fucking insane but that won't stop me from fantasizing about licking her beautiful body every place.

I <3 good, wholesome blondes from stable households.

Who the fuck is Brie Olsen, and why should I give a shit?

She's hot on video and hotter in person.

Hmm. Googled /wikied her. Looks like just another narcisistic, Paris Hiltonesque waste of amino acids. I find nothing hot about that.

You were a young man once, right?

She the penthouse pet?

She's a vegan! Awesome.

You would be a vegan, it would explain the obvious taste for cum you a Bree share.

cum is not vegan...

spent my morning sitting over a geebee while listening to the Scarface sountrack

Considering your perverse penchant for sucking your dad's dick, that explains your affinity for Bree's vulgar twitter

Sounds like one of hustlers breeding parties.

2/10