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Old 01-14-2011, 03:25 PM   #1
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is absolutely hilarious. Here is one of my favourites:

"At Vegas airport with *** all over my face. Whatever. Even for people that don't know I'm Bree Olson, at least they'll know I'm a *****."



NWS I suppose: http://twitter.com/breeolson
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:15 PM   #2
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Any men in the Fort Wayne area wanna come fill me with *** before I leave town? I'd like 10-20 guys tonight. I'll take it in the *** too.

Damn, I missed my chance

edit: nvm, I thought it said Ft Worth
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If I knew who my real dad was, I'd totally **** him. Are any of you my daddy? Did you make any love children in '86?
Fri Dec 10 2010 15:14:12 (Eastern Standard Time) via Echofon


Shooting incest **** today. I can't think of anything better. This is a dream come true!
Fri Dec 10 2010 13:47:58 (Eastern Standard Time) via Echofon
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And I thought I liked her before! No way that is her, but funny non the less.
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I'd wager a felch session that it's actually her. I know two guys who fucked her in the same night (one dude was my cousin, I was passed out in the next room). She's ******* insane but that won't stop me from fantasizing about licking her beautiful body every place.

I <3 good, wholesome blondes from stable households.
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Who the **** is Brie Olsen, and why should I give a ****?
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Who the **** is Brie Olsen, and why should I give a ****?
She's hot on video and hotter in person.
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Hmm. Googled /wikied her. Looks like just another narcisistic, Paris Hiltonesque waste of amino acids. I find nothing hot about that.
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You were a young man once, right?
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She the penthouse pet?
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She's a vegan! Awesome.
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She's a vegan! Awesome.
You would be a vegan, it would explain the obvious taste for *** you a Bree share.
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*** is not vegan...
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spent my morning sitting over a geebee while listening to the Scarface sountrack
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You would be a vegan, it would explain the obvious taste for *** you a Bree share.
Considering your perverse penchant for sucking your dad's dick, that explains your affinity for Bree's vulgar twitter
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Any men in the Fort Wayne area wanna come fill me with *** before I leave town? I'd like 10-20 guys tonight. I'll take it in the *** too.

Damn, I missed my chance

edit: nvm, I thought it said Ft Worth



Sounds like one of hustlers breeding parties.
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considering your perverse penchant for sucking your dad's dick, that explains your affinity for bree's vulgar twitter
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