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Old Jan 3, 2010 | 07:07 PM
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so after 2 years, half of which was causing me to be miserable, and slowing killing me via liver failure...... i finally got rid of her!!! and im so happy....


to reward myself, for putting up with it for so long, i have ordered MS, and a netbook for CARPC/MP3/Navigation/mobile entertainment purposes....... and i dug my t3 out of the garage....

Im named the car Erin, and i think it will go great!

This is her


and this is the "New" erin

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Now in the future i see myself saying that they are both little, cute and are unexpectedly pissed off all the time....

and i cant wait to say this..

"I megasquirted her, she took in alot of air, and her rear end went poop...."
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 07:12 PM
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heres another good thing too look at!

you can beat on her and abuse her all you want! and you wont get arrested for it.
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by WonTon
heres another good thing too look at!

you can beat on her and abuse her all you want! and you wont get arrested for it.
Well I'm not so sure about that, haha.

Good luck with the car man, keep us updated on the progress. Oh, and post nudes!
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 08:55 PM
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your ex gf of 2 years and you only had a picture from two years before you dated her? failsauce.
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 08:57 PM
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Does the rear bumper have an artificial vagina glued to it?
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 08:59 PM
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have fun ******* your car
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
Does the rear bumper have an artificial vagina glued to it?


i spit my beer out when i read that! bahaha
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 09:07 PM
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Ex-gf of two years and you post a weaksauce picture like that? Show some hate and post something worth looking at.
Nice miata.
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 09:10 PM
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better pics or











+1 on nice miateh!
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 09:13 PM
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You're an emo ------.

she probably left you because you're such a ***** that she couldn't take wearing the pants anymore and she found 5-black guys to break her off.
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 09:58 PM
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that pictures actually a year old, but the camra date was jacked up..

Emo ------? i really have a hard time getting agitated with people over a computer.... id love to meet you, are you familiar with the term.... 11B.... it gives me confidence that i am superior to you and your 13000 posts because i get paid to do things you cant!
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 10:03 PM
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She looks like Steven Tyler.

Old Jan 3, 2010 | 10:13 PM
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i have a feeling this **** is bout to get good!
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 10:15 PM
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damn...... i dont want to say it, but your right!
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 10:30 PM
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Mmmm *****.
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 10:35 PM
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I boosted my car as I was ending it with my gf of 2 years. Good times. Then i got back together with her and she realized that the car still takes priority (and was scared of riding in it).

Needless to say... we broke up and now I am dating a girl with a modded WRX thats as fast as my miata.

I wish you luck sir.
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 10:59 PM
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Every time a woman gets in my car (hourly) they make fun of it and then say "HOLY ****!!!" They also usually comment that either the door bar or the nut strap get's a little action and then they're ready to breed.
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by hustler
then they're ready to breed.
haha thats some great wording man
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Aero91
haha thats some great wording man
you worship it!

you worship all that is hustler!!
Old Jan 3, 2010 | 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by WonTon
you worship it!

you worship all that is hustler!!
or the streets will flow with the blood of the non believers. I am your leader and only a statement of allegiance can grant you life in the quickening of the Hustlerian Oasis and abrade your women's gleaming tears with my glorious bacullum.



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