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Old 09-25-2008, 12:11 PM   #1
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Default certainly not the BEST craigs personal but it gets good responses

Seeing the recent Craigslist posts here in the BS section inspired me to share one which I created a while back and re-post from time to time in various locations, mostly for my own "amusement." It generates some fairly interesting offers, probably due to one key word in the listing title.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/m4w/854347675.html


Recently RICH, looking for female friends - 41 (milpitas)

Iím Lawrence. I recently sold my startup company to a local corporation (rhymes with Crisco). As such, I am endowed with much free time. I like gaming, 420, playing with my collection of robots, playing drums in an as-yet-unnamed local rock/fantasy/fusion band, working part-time at Fryís for the employee discount, and sci-fi movies.

ME:
Iím 5í6Ē, 187 lbs with an athletic build. I have brown hair, glasses, soft skin, limited body hair and Iím passionate about Mountain Dew and bologna on Wonder. I have my grandmotherís basement all to myself now so privacy wonít be an issue.


YOU:
Tall (5í10Ē at least), thin, big-breasted, preferably blonde and preferably rich. I like thick thighs but Iím flexible here. No kids, no meds, no cellulite, no exceptions.


EDIT:
I received way too many mails in the first 24 hours so I cannot possibly answer them all. Sorry ladies (and guys? yikes)Ö I hope you understand.
Some pointers for future messages:
- Pictures of your cleavage will impress me much more than your education or your ability to form complete sentences - Sending multiple mails makes you seem desperate - I will not respond to emails unless you provide a full body-shot; I am looking for physical chemistry too, sorry thatís just how it is - I likely wonít even open mails which say, ďU waN tO grab coffeezĒ or any variant thereof - The easy sex offers are flattering but I have standards so Iíll pass, thanks.




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too bad he's not into guys eh miata drivers?
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Athletic build ?
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how about posting some of responses?
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Oh, sure he's rich. Then why does his furniture look like mom's discards?

Looser.
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Nice bong. Is that a hand me down as well?
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I got these three responses just this morning. Two had pics. One of the pics was of two girls in their bathing suits. I'd be forever burdened with a sense of guilt if I posted it because I think she was responding seriously; she included her phone number. Edited for to protect the innocent.



Linda Bxxxxer

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** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
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Hi! I'm Linda and I really dug your post. Maybe we could get together and do something? We should probably do a pic exchange first but if that works then we should definitely hang out friends and more just mail me on [email protected] and I'll hit ya with mine.



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** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

ha ha. great message. nominated for best of cl. xxx



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** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

Hi, I read your ad at Craigslist. I enjoy singing, dancing, biking, reading, swimming, live music and theater, museums, festivals, wine bars, pool, card and board games, traveling, beaches and spending quality time out or at home with the people I love. I have been told that I have a nice smile and beautiful eyes and I consider myself to be extremely intelligent and I give great massage. I enjoy deep conversations and I like to be treated very well. If that happens then I’ll treat you well too - I am actually a deep person but I like the good life. In general. I am very romantic, affectionate, attentive, kind, sarcastic and silly at times, but that's what makes life fun!

Call me 89x-6xxx. I hope to hear from you soon.
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Pierced Kitty sounds interesting.....
"Stick the one you love."
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Heeeere kitty kitty kitty! Want some milk?
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