You: i love you
Stranger: Mee to Stranger: *-* You: lulz Stranger: Female? You: maybe You: more like "both" Stranger: o.o Stranger: Holy Shit e.e' You: want pics? Stranger: Yes..lol You: nevermind...I'm not searching a bunch of queer shit on google for tranny pics, lol Stranger: LOL Stranger: Did you like pornography *q* You: only beastiality S&M Stranger: Sorry, but wath is S&M You: or interspecies porn You: like a rhinoscerous horn-fucking a koala Stranger: Wow Stranger: You are crazy ♥ You: I'm in prison Stranger: HSUHSUS Stranger: LOL Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
I'll play
You: do you like vagina? Stranger: i have the best vagina ever You: whats her name? Stranger: nameless You: can i punch her? Stranger: ofc You: do you like punchng babies? Stranger: not really You: whats wrong with you? |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi Stranger: hey You: the word of the day is tainted nuts Stranger: GET REAL You: im totally serious Stranger: I do not care! You: you should You: want to know why? Stranger: why then You: because nuts are in very close proximity to the taint You: scientific fact Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
huh.
You: picklefork Stranger: hi Stranger: i'm looking for a nord g2 gig bag Stranger: for when i'm "out and about" You: try uhmmm wait one sec You: 8thstreet.com Online Music Superstore 1-800-878-8882 Stranger: it is a magic bag Stranger: fits snug You: I like a snug sack Stranger: i can't belive you actually gave me a proper link Stranger: this was supposed to be weird You: a reputable place. You: look nutjob, it can be both Stranger: damn you You: good prices Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
I met a Russian girl on my third try. She is a college student named Natasha. She is studying linguistics and hopes to teach Portuguese, English, or Russian. She was home sick with a cold and had been given the link by a friend. She said there were lots of Brazilians on the site and most had poor English.
She told me her favorite author was Bunin, and that she had never read Alexander Solzhinitsen, one of the only Russian authors I had read recently. She lamented the poor linguistic skills of the average Russian. I said "You should try chatting with a JDM fanboi, yo !" She had traveled extensively in Europe and upon questioning, had really enjoyed visiting a large lake an hour from Munich. I asked the name of the lake and she could not recall, but she thought it was himsee. I asked "Cheimsee?" and she became excited and said yes and that it was beautiful there and how much she enjoyed it. That was only about twenty minutes from where I used to live. I told her I could probably use a Russian tutor and she laughed. She was afraid of imploding, so she asked if I was on Google talk or chat or something. I wasn't so she gave me her email address. She talked a bit about her favorite band and the song "Lazy Eyelid" before implosion. Altogether, quite a pleasant conversation. Results may vary. |
i found an irish girl who was lazy and liked chocolate and confessed that she forgot the name of a recent one night stand.
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