Chat with a stranger
 

Im sure you guys have seen this before but it can be amusing:

Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi ?
You: Im bored
Stranger: your ass?
You: working as a male stripper in a childrens petting zoo has gotten tiresome
You: I need some excitement in my life
You: perhaps I will be a male stripper an an adult zoo
Stranger: male or female ?
You: working as a "male" stripper in a childrens petting zoo has gotten tiresome
Stranger: I am man, I want sex
Stranger: Fuck you then
Stranger: I want your sister that bitch
You: My sister has a penis
You: im not sure you would want herim
Stranger: ah ou
You: it works as a coroner in a childs petting zoo
Stranger: me suga
You: not the one im currently working at
You: but another
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: xau
Stranger: vasco porraaaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: WElcome
Stranger: where you from?
You: Got some good things on sale today
You: Stranger
Stranger: tell me about them
You: What are ya buyin
You: What are ya sellin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I always enjoyed im-ing some really fucked up, gay shit to random people and then posting "oh shit, wrong window!!!"

Hustler, post some of your e-thugging shit.
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spare me the morality and judgment, ive started to go to counsellings with my issues.

my younger sister and i have never been close and i've never looked at her other than a sister until a few months ago.


i joined the navy 7 or so years ago in that time i had been married/divorced and had some meaningful and shallow relationships.

2 years ago my now 19 year old sister decides to join the marines, somehow she gets to be stationed where im at, to save money we started to stay a the same apartment.this is when i started getting feelings for her. one night when she came home from drinking i had to help her to the couch and as i was doing so i noticed how much of a beautiful woman she has become.

the next night we were talking about why i should drink and why she shouldnt smoke but then it got put out that she noticed me taking a long peek at her chest and legs that night. one thing led to another and we agreed that we would both be adults about what we were about to do. the first seconds were awkward but the rest of the night was bliss.

weve been continuing this kind of relationship for a while and weve agreed to make it like a casual thing but i fear i actually am in love with my sister.

im currently dating other people as she does as well but as i have said its her that i have feelings for.

i love this one:

Bitch, you better watch who you're talking to. Our tires are on millions of cars and trucks all around North America. All I have to do is hack into their codez and upload my assassin virus, and then you're done. There'll be so many tire tracks on your lifeless body that they'll need to bring in a roadkill tire tread linguist to examine all marks the Michelins, Goodyears, and Bridgestones left on you. You'll be part of the sidewalk. In fact, you'll be so ground into that sidewalk that it'll get greasy spot on hot days when the sun heats up the fatty deposits that have been ingrained in the roadway. Is this what you want? You better watch your mouth. You better let the air out of those spare tires you have sitting in your garage, cause one day, you'll walk in to get something from your car and WHAM, you got 4 michelin niggaz beating yo punk ass down.

lmao
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now do it on omegle!

Oh god, I see where this is going...

"Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: yo
You: 54f ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

Stranger: Hi!
You: I'm saying hi!
You: mommy says I'm not supposed to talk to strangers
Stranger: How was your day?
You: I lost a toy car in my ass
You: it hurts
You: yours?
Stranger: Better than yours.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This stranger has no sense of humor! Wonder how long it'll be until 4chan finds this. They already ruined anicechat.net (same kind of site).

You: I drive a miata
Stranger: i hate niggers
Stranger: wanna team up?
You: hustler?
Stranger: you drive me around in your miata, and ill hit niggers with a baseball bat
You: sounds like a plan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hola
You: hi I have a question
Stranger: k go
You: what do you tell a girl with two black eyes
Stranger: nothin, she's already been told twice!!!
You: damn dude your awesome
You: have a nice life

Guy got it pretty quick lol.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 66/F TX
You: u
Stranger: grosssss...your pussy probably sags worse than you tits
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lolz

im tryin to see if I get connected with one of you guys lol.

You: miataturbo.net?
Stranger: 25/m/USA/no I will not cyber with you

wtf?

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I had a really cool pesron and my connection imploded
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fail.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hyper is a ------
Stranger: greetings, are you a humanoid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi
Stranger: whats good
You: Ice cream
Stranger: hell yeah, and pizza
You: Who's good?
Stranger: im good
Stranger: you good?
You: Pretty much
Stranger: say word
You: I dont say words

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gay

OMG, this shit has me giggling all morning...thanks!

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: wanna see my cock?
Stranger: no
You: :(

You: i love you
Stranger: Mee to
Stranger: *-*
You: lulz
Stranger: Female?
You: maybe
You: more like "both"
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: Holy Shit e.e'
You: want pics?
Stranger: Yes..lol
You: nevermind...I'm not searching a bunch of queer shit on google for tranny pics, lol
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Did you like pornography *q*
You: only beastiality S&M
Stranger: Sorry, but wath is S&M
You: or interspecies porn
You: like a rhinoscerous horn-fucking a koala
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: You are crazy ♥
You: I'm in prison
Stranger: HSUHSUS
Stranger: LOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'll play

You: do you like vagina?
Stranger: i have the best vagina ever
You: whats her name?
Stranger: nameless
You: can i punch her?
Stranger: ofc
You: do you like punchng babies?
Stranger: not really
You: whats wrong with you?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: the word of the day is tainted nuts
Stranger: GET REAL
You: im totally serious
Stranger: I do not care!
You: you should
You: want to know why?
Stranger: why then
You: because nuts are in very close proximity to the taint
You: scientific fact
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

huh.

You: picklefork
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm looking for a nord g2 gig bag
Stranger: for when i'm "out and about"
You: try uhmmm wait one sec
You: 8thstreet.com Online Music Superstore 1-800-878-8882
Stranger: it is a magic bag
Stranger: fits snug
You: I like a snug sack
Stranger: i can't belive you actually gave me a proper link
Stranger: this was supposed to be weird
You: a reputable place.
You: look nutjob, it can be both
Stranger: damn you
You: good prices
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I met a Russian girl on my third try. She is a college student named Natasha. She is studying linguistics and hopes to teach Portuguese, English, or Russian. She was home sick with a cold and had been given the link by a friend. She said there were lots of Brazilians on the site and most had poor English.

She told me her favorite author was Bunin, and that she had never read Alexander Solzhinitsen, one of the only Russian authors I had read recently. She lamented the poor linguistic skills of the average Russian. I said "You should try chatting with a JDM fanboi, yo !"

She had traveled extensively in Europe and upon questioning, had really enjoyed visiting a large lake an hour from Munich. I asked the name of the lake and she could not recall, but she thought it was himsee. I asked "Cheimsee?" and she became excited and said yes and that it was beautiful there and how much she enjoyed it. That was only about twenty minutes from where I used to live.

I told her I could probably use a Russian tutor and she laughed. She was afraid of imploding, so she asked if I was on Google talk or chat or something. I wasn't so she gave me her email address. She talked a bit about her favorite band and the song "Lazy Eyelid" before implosion.

Altogether, quite a pleasant conversation.

Results may vary.

i found an irish girl who was lazy and liked chocolate and confessed that she forgot the name of a recent one night stand.