metro

 

Smelling good and getting laid is so ******* gay almost as gay as having sex with men. WTF is wrong with you, god damn your a fool.

 

Never worn a drop of cologne. I don't think my wife wants me to start now

 

I wear Essence of Bull Semen. The women go crazy for it.......

 

I got laid between that post and this one

 

LOL I love this forum.

I douse myself with motor oil. True gearhead.

 

Seriously, are you in highschool?

 

Your hand doesn't count.

 

Im a bit confused right now. I was just making a joke about a bunch of guys talking about perfume which you have to admit is a bit on the metro side. You said that people wore perfume in order to get laid or something to that effect. I had sexual intercourse (yes with a woman) between the first post I made and the second so I thought it was pertinent to the conversation as I was able to land my ***** in a vagina without using any cologne. I think you took my post(s) a little too seriously. I was just joking around.

 

I promise you no matter how pertinent you think getting laid is to any thread, posting it on an internet forum about cars without A) a good ******* story or B) pictures puts you in Highschool

 

I dunno i could use some ***** send her over

 

no what's really ******* gay is posting on the internet for advice on how to smell good and get laid

 

sweet **** this forum is populated with homophobic idiots.

 

i like homos, they leave more girls for me

 

Yeah we noticed,

PS: If you getting laid is dependant on having less men to compete against you need to step it up. (maybe this thread will help you, ya know use some cologne or something)

 

Theres a girl that i like. Over and Over she gives me butterflys, I get goosebumps everytime she walks by, Most of us are just shy, i dunno why but i have 0 game 90% of the time.

 

Well first off Loki, I'm sorry if I ruffled your feathers with anything that I said. I was just making a joke. I guess guys that wear cologne are more sensitive than those who don't. I'll try to be more sensitive to your feeling in the future.

P.S. in case that wasnt blatantly obvious, that was a joke too.

 

well im not a guy who wears cologne thats why im posting.

 

My wife likes Cool Water. So does snoop dogg. People buy me that **** like every year for xmas so I have bottles all around the house but I only use it maybe 2-3 times a year.

 

oh i like Old spice or axe pheonix.