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Old 11-19-2010, 04:10 PM
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Congrats Rick!
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Old 11-19-2010, 05:18 PM
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Congrats, welcome to the club.
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Originally Posted by shuiend View Post
He just told me that for wedding gifts you all should become subscribers.


Rick to Lars: In return...I shall now appoint thee a Moderator. One to rule ABOVE your friend, Brainy.

shuiend: Thank you Masssstah (in hunchback Igor voice).



EDIT: Oh and Rick, CONGRATS AND GET SOME TONIGHT!!!! Report back...no pics needed.
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Old 11-19-2010, 10:25 PM
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Rick -

Congratulations. I wish you and your (not so) new bride long life and happiness.

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Old 11-19-2010, 11:38 PM
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Rick, did you have sex on your wedding night?
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Old 11-20-2010, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by y8s View Post
Rick, did you have sex on your wedding night?
From what I was told, No, to many people were over. I told him to go have loud angry sex and let everyone know in the house who is in charge.
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Old 11-20-2010, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by shuiend View Post
From what I was told, No, to many people were over. I told him to go have loud angry sex and let everyone know in the house who is in charge.
If you didn't hear anything, then you did hear who was in charge

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.


He said, "Mike, let me tell you something.....

On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on."


She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them.."


I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will."

"Ever since that night we never had any problems."

"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.



On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on."


She tried them on and said, "These are too big. They don't fit me."


Mike said, "Exactly... I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."


Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine."

He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude, you never will."


And they lived happily ever.

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Old 11-20-2010, 12:38 PM
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I love that story.


CONGRATS RICK
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Old 11-20-2010, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by y8s View Post
Rick, did you have sex on your wedding night?
No.

But I am planning to in the next 30 days.


*once you have a child that teethes, gets sick from school and is 2 years old the only time you have sex is when you go to redtube and no one is home.
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