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Old Oct 2, 2014 | 02:28 PM
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I MET HER IN A CLUB... (in Vietnam no less)
WENT BACK TO MY APARTMENT AND WE HAD SEX...
SHE CHARGES ME USD$200 EVERYTIME...


And yet the dumb bastard never thought to wear a condom.

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Old Oct 2, 2014 | 03:24 PM
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You have to give him some credit though, of all places to post a "heads up" for that kind of thing, Craigslist should pretty much nail the relevant demographic.
Old Oct 2, 2014 | 05:49 PM
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Did she at least love him long time?
Old Oct 3, 2014 | 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by TheScaryOne
I spend too much time on Craigslist. >.<

1996 Mazda Miata (CUSTOM)

CUSTOM!





I am selling my 1996 Mazda Miata, (CUSTOM).

Year: 1996
Mileage: 155,000
Custom paint, custom rims
Engine runs smooth, no grinds in transmission.
Perfect interior. No tears, no rips in seats, car has aftermarket stereo, and led lights under the car (green and white), green led lights inside car, polished chrome valve cover and heat shield, green silicone heater hoses, car car also has, boss frog roll bar bolted to the chassis, butterfly racing brace under car, and the rails holding brace in place. Car has hologram puddle lights, open door and flip on switch, puddle lights and led lights wired to switches with relay's. Car is available to see in the afternoon please call or text Chris at 480-370-0512.
HOLY **** WHAT A TERRIBLE CAR AND A TERRIBLY STUPID AD. I HOPE THAT GUY NEVER SIGNS UP ON THIS FORUM BECAUSE I SURE WOULD HATE FOR HIM TO REVEAL HIS IDENTITY AND THUS EMBARRASS HIMSELF IN FRONT OF HIS SUPERIORS. HE SHOULD PROBABLY NEVER OWN A CAR AGAIN AND JUST USE DONKEYS TO GET AROUND AND COMMUTE TO HIS JOB, AS IF ANYONE WOULD GAINFULLY EMPLOY THIS CONSIDERABLY BELOW AVERAGE HUMAN BEING.

I mean, seriously.
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But... But... Green spraypaint gets expensive.
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Old Oct 3, 2014 | 10:05 PM
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^^ That car looks familiar(ly hideous). Hasn't it been posted here before?
Old Oct 4, 2014 | 06:09 AM
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You people can talk **** about my car all you want, it's doesn't phase me, I made my car what I want and that's that, you people are a bunch of disrespectful ******** that find joy in making fun of other people, yes this is my car, and I am proud to own and drive it, I am a comic book fan and a charity costumer, that delivers smiles to kids, this car is loved by many people and respected also.
Old Oct 4, 2014 | 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Greenlantern88
You people can talk **** about my car all you want, it's doesn't phase me, I made my car what I want and that's that, you people are a bunch of disrespectful ******** that find joy in making fun of other people, yes this is my car, and I am proud to own and drive it, I am a comic book fan and a charity costumer, that delivers smiles to kids, this car is loved by many people and respected also.
Welcome to the forum. We are glad you are here.
Old Oct 4, 2014 | 11:32 AM
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Wait I'm confused, are you a charity costumer, or a charity customer?

....do you put on a green lantern costume for charity and drive this car around?
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Old Oct 4, 2014 | 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Greenlantern88
You people can talk **** about my car all you want, it's doesn't phase me, I made my car what I want and that's that, you people are a bunch of disrespectful ******** that find joy in making fun of other people, yes this is my car, and I am proud to own and drive it, I am a comic book fan and a charity costumer, that delivers smiles to kids, this car is loved by many people and respected also.
I'm so sorry. I was way out of line. Your car is unique and clearly an individual statement. Maybe it's not my taste, but it's a perfect representation of your personality and values. You should be proud that you created such a vehicle, such a chariot of personal expression.




Good luck with the sale.
Old Oct 4, 2014 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Greenlantern88
You people can talk **** about my car all you want, it's doesn't phase me, I made my car what I want and that's that, you people are a bunch of disrespectful ******** that find joy in making fun of other people, yes this is my car, and I am proud to own and drive it, I am a comic book fan and a charity costumer, that delivers smiles to kids, this car is loved by many people and respected also.
well it certainly delivered a smile to me. and a laugh.

thanks for that
Old Oct 4, 2014 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by turbofan
,,,

....do you put on a green lantern costume for charity and drive this car around?
Now, I'd give props for that.
Old Oct 5, 2014 | 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by turbofan
Wait I'm confused, are you a charity costumer, or a charity customer?

....do you put on a green lantern costume for charity and drive this car around?
I really hope it's the green lantern costume! Need more pics.
Old Oct 5, 2014 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Greenlantern88
You people can talk **** about my car all you want, it's doesn't phase me, I made my car what I want and that's that, you people are a bunch of disrespectful ******** that find joy in making fun of other people, yes this is my car, and I am proud to own and drive it, I am a comic book fan and a charity costumer, that delivers smiles to kids, this car is loved by many people and respected also.
Props awarded for being the first person I can recall to be featured in our "Best of Craigslist" thread and then actually show up to complain about it.
Old Oct 9, 2014 | 08:46 PM
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So i'm confused, why are your rims custom? How much money are you charging for them?
Old Oct 11, 2014 | 06:12 PM
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This ad made me giggle. Nothing too far out there but fun anyway.

Classic Miata with Massive Patina Overload (MPO)

Venerable 1990 (June 1989) Miata.
White (mostly) with A Package & AC options and 190K miles.

Daily driver in same PDX family for 25 years, commuted and parked out in the weather.
Still pulls hard, holeshots 'burb buggies and hoons around corners with great abandon.
Wonderful ratty burble emanates from the turbo muffler.

Everything works except the AC and stereo (though the clock still keeps time.)
The rear window is out of the Robbins replacement top. Have plastic part to replace.
Engine seeps a bit of oil as expected.

Interior worn but no tears or broken plastic bits
Driver's seat and accelerator modded for comfort of taller drivers.

New starter from ABE just 2 weeks ago.
New brake master a month ago.
New AGM battery about a year ago.
Spare mounted underneath.
Registered through 5/15.

Son bought a new car and wife wants it banished from the driveway lest it drive down market value.
Says either this fine family legacy or my classic motorbike has to go and the bike predates her so. . .

More valuable parted out than as a driver but can't stomach killing it off myself.
Original paint flat and flaking off but all the metal is amazingly straight for a classic 25 year old driver.
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Old Oct 11, 2014 | 06:36 PM
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^^ Sounds almost like a well worn stuffed animal.


... but WTH was this: Spare mounted underneath.
Old Oct 11, 2014 | 06:55 PM
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More trunk space!
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Old Oct 11, 2014 | 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by turbofan
More trunk space!
I got that, but does a spare even fit underneath?
Old Oct 11, 2014 | 08:36 PM
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Muffler, Trunk, and Graphics

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