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Stein 11-12-2008 08:32 PM

Damn Doctors
 
As many of you know, I am a bit older than the demographic here. As men age, we tend to end up seeing more and more of the medical
establishment.

For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a female urologist.

I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably
sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why, and she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...'

kotomile 11-12-2008 08:50 PM

:rofl:

blue turbo mx5 11-12-2008 08:54 PM

lo0l

18psi 11-12-2008 09:13 PM

:giggle:

m2cupcar 11-12-2008 09:22 PM

did you?

Ben 11-12-2008 09:37 PM

bloody marvelous

y8s 11-12-2008 10:05 PM

i paused tv to tell that to my gf and visitor. awesome.

TonyV 11-13-2008 12:42 AM

funnnnnnnnny stuff

icantthink4155 11-13-2008 08:01 AM

I didnt not expect that, funny.

Machismo 11-13-2008 09:28 AM

:bowrofl: That's good.

Saml01 11-13-2008 02:15 PM

HA, I wasnt expecting that.

Good one.

levnubhin 11-13-2008 02:19 PM

lmao...nice.
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cueball1 11-13-2008 02:24 PM

Yeah. I got caught whacking to a National Geographic once. Scarred me for life.

I don't know who was more suprised though. Me or my Dentist.

jeff_man 11-13-2008 02:55 PM

you can't stop once you start, think that's a man law

SafetyFast 11-15-2008 09:00 PM

Shoot, when you described her, I was thinkin' you must be down here in Tucson and seeing the same Urologist I do! Great looking and slender fingers (you young'uns won't understand that reference, but it'll come to you when you get your first prostate check)!
I'm 7days post-op from have that pesky prostate cut out of me. The urology resident that followed me day 1 & 2 reminded me of Sarah Chalke from Scrubs. She apologized for hurting me as she pulled the tape off to check the dressing, but I told her "It'll feel soooo good when it quits hurting!" My wife whacked me when the resident left.



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