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Old 11-12-2008, 09:32 PM   #1
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As many of you know, I am a bit older than the demographic here. As men age, we tend to end up seeing more and more of the medical
establishment.

For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a female urologist.

I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably
sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why, and she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...'
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Old 11-12-2008, 11:05 PM   #7
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i paused tv to tell that to my gf and visitor. awesome.
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funnnnnnnnny stuff
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I didnt not expect that, funny.
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HA, I wasnt expecting that.

Good one.
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lmao...nice.
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Yeah. I got caught whacking to a National Geographic once. Scarred me for life.

I don't know who was more suprised though. Me or my Dentist.
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you can't stop once you start, think that's a man law
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Shoot, when you described her, I was thinkin' you must be down here in Tucson and seeing the same Urologist I do! Great looking and slender fingers (you young'uns won't understand that reference, but it'll come to you when you get your first prostate check)!
I'm 7days post-op from have that pesky prostate cut out of me. The urology resident that followed me day 1 & 2 reminded me of Sarah Chalke from Scrubs. She apologized for hurting me as she pulled the tape off to check the dressing, but I told her "It'll feel soooo good when it quits hurting!" My wife whacked me when the resident left.

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