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Old 08-23-2008, 01:03 AM   #1
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Think this guy qualifies. Feel free to post more links.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-agr...he-throat.html
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Old 08-23-2008, 01:07 AM   #2
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Damn. He's a contender for sure.
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Old 08-23-2008, 01:11 AM   #3
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"you alright?"
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When I was 15 I got hit from about 10feet away in the hand. It hit me in the webbing between my ring/middle finger. 3 stitches to close it up. That was back in the day of single-shot guns you had to **** between shots. Weaksauce.

I think a decent modern gun will hit 450fps... that kid is lucky it didn't blow a hole through his cheak. I'm tempted to throw the BS flag on this one.
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He lived? What a shame. Let's hope he doesn't reproduce.
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I thought he was choking on it at first. Then I expected to see teeth.
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i felt that down to my *****
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There are two idiots here. If paint enters the bloodstream it can be, and often is, fatal.
With "friends" like that,......
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Wow, that's just retarded.
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they should be sterilized
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I call BS
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Old 08-23-2008, 03:56 PM   #12
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time to thin the herd.
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When I was 15 I got hit from about 10feet away in the hand. It hit me in the webbing between my ring/middle finger. 3 stitches to close it up. That was back in the day of single-shot guns you had to **** between shots. Weaksauce.

I think a decent modern gun will hit 450fps... that kid is lucky it didn't blow a hole through his cheak. I'm tempted to throw the BS flag on this one.
Most are limited to 300 fps or around that due to field and tourny regulations being set at 300 or 280.

However, mine would do 21 BPS
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There are two idiots here. If paint enters the bloodstream it can be, and often is, fatal.
With "friends" like that,......
Or he just saw the opportunity of purifying the human race… and took it.
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There are two idiots here. If paint enters the bloodstream it can be, and often is, fatal.
With "friends" like that,......
I highly suspect the paint used in paintballs is both water based and non-toxic. In fact I know this to be true.
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i call bs
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yep. has to be bs
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