this deserves its own thread
10-29-2008, 12:07 PM
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this deserves its own thread
my hobby is collecting **** dolls.
they are actually called 'action figures.'
right now, i have around 65 of them, plus three big vehicles, two motorcycles and a pair of bicycles.
this is the SS Scharfuhrer (that's the equivalent rank of staff sergeant).
i bought those little playing cards seperate.
i purchase a lot of little items for these guys -- cigarettes, plastic food, little chairs and tables, etc.
each guy costs around $40. the vehicles cost more. i will spend up to $100 on a good vehicle.
here's the scharfuhrer lighting a cigarette.
i bought the lighter and his eyeglasses seperate.
here are some high-ranking officers travelling by 'kubelwagen.'
the kubelwagen was the german equivalent of the US Jeep.
here's Marius the SS officer and Fritz the panzer cadet.
they are gay.
a lot of people in the 'action figure community' are mean to me because some of my dolls are gay.
i have around 65 action figures, but only 5 or 6 are gay.
but meanwhile, the people in this hobby act like all my guys are gay.
they are mean to me.
the guy on the left is major krauer (he's a pilot). those are flares on his leg. the other guy is lefty mcgill -- he is a driver. i always have him driving some sort of vehicle.
here's a bunch of guys in a cardboard box before i hide them - i have to hide them when my family comes to visit, or else they'll think i am retarded.
i buy metal stands to hold them up, so they don't fall over.
i also get special hats for certain guys.
i like to keep them looking fancy.
i really like my action figures, but i face a lot of prejudice from people -- i bring gay guys home from bars and then they see my doll collection and they don't like me any more.
and on the other end, my fellow doll collectors don't like me because i am gay.
they are actually called 'action figures.'
right now, i have around 65 of them, plus three big vehicles, two motorcycles and a pair of bicycles.
this is the SS Scharfuhrer (that's the equivalent rank of staff sergeant).
i bought those little playing cards seperate.
i purchase a lot of little items for these guys -- cigarettes, plastic food, little chairs and tables, etc.
each guy costs around $40. the vehicles cost more. i will spend up to $100 on a good vehicle.
here's the scharfuhrer lighting a cigarette.
i bought the lighter and his eyeglasses seperate.
here are some high-ranking officers travelling by 'kubelwagen.'
the kubelwagen was the german equivalent of the US Jeep.
here's Marius the SS officer and Fritz the panzer cadet.
they are gay.
a lot of people in the 'action figure community' are mean to me because some of my dolls are gay.
i have around 65 action figures, but only 5 or 6 are gay.
but meanwhile, the people in this hobby act like all my guys are gay.
they are mean to me.
the guy on the left is major krauer (he's a pilot). those are flares on his leg. the other guy is lefty mcgill -- he is a driver. i always have him driving some sort of vehicle.
here's a bunch of guys in a cardboard box before i hide them - i have to hide them when my family comes to visit, or else they'll think i am retarded.
i buy metal stands to hold them up, so they don't fall over.
i also get special hats for certain guys.
i like to keep them looking fancy.
i really like my action figures, but i face a lot of prejudice from people -- i bring gay guys home from bars and then they see my doll collection and they don't like me any more.
and on the other end, my fellow doll collectors don't like me because i am gay.
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10-29-2008, 12:34 PM
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What I want to know is how you "happened" to find that thread. I'm worried about you, man.
So Dixie's gay, but to me apparently has no friends, so he feels that he needs to create a fantasy world where he names them and plays with them. I'm pretty sure that all of the dolls like him, too. Oh, except for one or two. There's always a hater.
So Dixie's gay, but to me apparently has no friends, so he feels that he needs to create a fantasy world where he names them and plays with them. I'm pretty sure that all of the dolls like him, too. Oh, except for one or two. There's always a hater.
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10-29-2008, 06:08 PM
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Speaking of Germans....I have a completely unrelated link that DOESN'T deserve it's own thread....Been waiting a couple days for a chance to post it.
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/...mp_id=EMC-News
Should get a laugh or two though.....damn muppets.
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/...mp_id=EMC-News
Should get a laugh or two though.....damn muppets.
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10-29-2008, 07:50 PM
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I had a boss a few years ago who had a GI Joe collection. He invited some of us over for lunch one day and we accidentally saw the battlefield he set up in a spare room. He doesn't work there anymore because he was arrested for, according to the testimony of a 12-year old boy-scout, got a child to manually stimulate him until he was brought to tears and had to stop the child-molestation session. Seriously.
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10-29-2008, 07:52 PM
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I had a boss a few years ago who had a GI Joe collection. He invited some of us over for lunch one day and we accidentally saw the battlefield he set up in a spare room. He doesn't work there anymore because he was arrested for, according to the testimony of a 12-year old boy-scout, got a child to manually stimulate him until he was brought to tears and had to stop the child-molestation session. Seriously.
bet he made some good friends behind bars
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