dinner for two... or eating out while eating in... NSFW NWS
 

Imagine being forced to carry around a 9 ft. worm... in your gut.:barf:

Two years and he knows where he got the fish from? :gtfo:

where's the pic?

I don't know what's more unsettling...

- the thought of having a 9' tapeworm in your gut
- picturing him pooping it out (does it 'slide' or must you push until it's out?), fishing it out of the toilet, putting it in some tupperware and carrying it to a doctor's office.

apparently the tape worm doesn't want to leave- that's what it uses the "hooks" for behind it's ears

::shudder::

:giggle:

NWS NWS NWS. And you'll barf on your keyboard.

http://flickr.com/photos/baalands/617428092/

FWIW, cayenne/spicy foods are supposed to kill them. One of the reason Indians eat alot of curry.

First I've heard of salmon having tapeworm. What's more likely, the company has deep pockets.

Chris

that's pretty fucking rank.

how about a corpse for dinner?

http://www.idigbig.com/cc-common/gal...410&quality=90

http://www.idigbig.com/cc-common/gal...410&quality=90

http://www.idigbig.com/cc-common/gal...410&quality=90


PUERTO RICAN SPECIAL EMBALMING TREATMENT: UPRIGHT CORPSE
Wednesday 08-20-2008 8:32am ET

Some of the stuff we hear about is SO beyond understanding, there's no way to do it justice . . . like this insanity . . .

Last Friday, the body of 24-year-old Angel Madina was found underneath a bridge in San Juan, Puerto Rico (which is the capital city). Police are investigating Angel's death . . . but THAT'S not the bizarre part.

See, according to his family, Angel always said that when he died . . . he wanted to be STANDING UPRIGHT at his own wake. Or, as his brother, Carlos, put it, quote, "He wanted to be happy, standing." (???)

So Angel's family had the funeral home use a special embalming treatment . . . and for his entire THREE-DAY wake, Angel's corpse stood in the corner of his mother's living room, sporting a Yankees cap and sunglasses.

(Yahoo News)

or fish

http://www.dream-tattoo-design.com/T...20x%20600).jpg
http://moldychum.typepad.com/moldy_chum/images/tatt.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1218/...74fe2c.jpg?v=0

Or a lamb with a "rectal prolapse"...

Ladies and gents, the EYEWORM:

http://www.stanford.edu/group/parasi...oa_loa_eye.gif

And the GUINEA WORM:

http://www.stanford.edu/group/parasi...p_image001.gif

Hurm... I think when I was last there... I had the crab. Phew.

To bad having worms isnt like that episode of Futurama.

bot fly FTW! not quite a worm, but close enough.
As nasty as that is in your eye, just hope the "seed" isn't planted near your brain:
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...ng/botfly3.jpg

we have them here in the States, but they prefer furrier hosts
http://entomology.ifas.ufl.edu/slans...ex/sqcut1a.jpg

^ OMFG :barf:

How do you get that.