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Old Aug 19, 2008 | 08:26 PM
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Imagine being forced to carry around a 9 ft. worm... in your gut.
Old Aug 19, 2008 | 08:34 PM
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Two years and he knows where he got the fish from?
Old Aug 19, 2008 | 08:37 PM
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where's the pic?
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I don't know what's more unsettling...

- the thought of having a 9' tapeworm in your gut
- picturing him pooping it out (does it 'slide' or must you push until it's out?), fishing it out of the toilet, putting it in some tupperware and carrying it to a doctor's office.
Old Aug 19, 2008 | 10:03 PM
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apparently the tape worm doesn't want to leave- that's what it uses the "hooks" for behind it's ears
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::shudder::
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Old Aug 19, 2008 | 10:56 PM
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NWS NWS NWS. And you'll barf on your keyboard.

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Old Aug 20, 2008 | 12:09 AM
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FWIW, cayenne/spicy foods are supposed to kill them. One of the reason Indians eat alot of curry.

First I've heard of salmon having tapeworm. What's more likely, the company has deep pockets.

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that's pretty ******* rank.
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how about a corpse for dinner?








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Wednesday 08-20-2008 8:32am ET

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Old Aug 20, 2008 | 11:05 AM
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or fish
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Old Aug 20, 2008 | 11:18 AM
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Old Aug 20, 2008 | 09:57 PM
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http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1218/...74fe2c.jpg?v=0

Or a lamb with a "rectal prolapse"...
Old Aug 21, 2008 | 12:22 PM
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Ladies and gents, the EYEWORM:



And the GUINEA WORM:

Old Aug 21, 2008 | 12:41 PM
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Hurm... I think when I was last there... I had the crab. Phew.
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To bad having worms isnt like that episode of Futurama.
Old Aug 21, 2008 | 01:44 PM
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bot fly FTW! not quite a worm, but close enough.
As nasty as that is in your eye, just hope the "seed" isn't planted near your brain:


we have them here in the States, but they prefer furrier hosts
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Old Aug 21, 2008 | 02:19 PM
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^ OMFG

How do you get that.



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