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Old 08-19-2008, 09:26 PM   #1
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Two years and he knows where he got the fish from?
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Old 08-19-2008, 09:37 PM   #3
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where's the pic?
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I don't know what's more unsettling...

- the thought of having a 9' tapeworm in your gut
- picturing him pooping it out (does it 'slide' or must you push until it's out?), fishing it out of the toilet, putting it in some tupperware and carrying it to a doctor's office.
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apparently the tape worm doesn't want to leave- that's what it uses the "hooks" for behind it's ears
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Old 08-19-2008, 11:56 PM   #8
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NWS NWS NWS. And you'll barf on your keyboard.

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FWIW, cayenne/spicy foods are supposed to kill them. One of the reason Indians eat alot of curry.

First I've heard of salmon having tapeworm. What's more likely, the company has deep pockets.

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that's pretty ******* rank.
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how about a corpse for dinner?








PUERTO RICAN SPECIAL EMBALMING TREATMENT: UPRIGHT CORPSE
Wednesday 08-20-2008 8:32am ET

Some of the stuff we hear about is SO beyond understanding, there's no way to do it justice . . . like this insanity . . .

Last Friday, the body of 24-year-old Angel Madina was found underneath a bridge in San Juan, Puerto Rico (which is the capital city). Police are investigating Angel's death . . . but THAT'S not the bizarre part.

See, according to his family, Angel always said that when he died . . . he wanted to be STANDING UPRIGHT at his own wake. Or, as his brother, Carlos, put it, quote, "He wanted to be happy, standing." (???)

So Angel's family had the funeral home use a special embalming treatment . . . and for his entire THREE-DAY wake, Angel's corpse stood in the corner of his mother's living room, sporting a Yankees cap and sunglasses.

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or fish
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:18 PM   #14
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http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1218/...74fe2c.jpg?v=0

Or a lamb with a "rectal prolapse"...
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Ladies and gents, the EYEWORM:



And the GUINEA WORM:

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Old 08-21-2008, 01:41 PM   #17
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Hurm... I think when I was last there... I had the crab. Phew.
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To bad having worms isnt like that episode of Futurama.
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:44 PM   #19
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bot fly FTW! not quite a worm, but close enough.
As nasty as that is in your eye, just hope the "seed" isn't planted near your brain:


we have them here in the States, but they prefer furrier hosts
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^ OMFG

How do you get that.
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