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Old 09-28-2008, 11:52 AM   #1
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Default Don't come to my house, to steal my gas, while I'm in the shower

Introducing the shower gun



(no, that's not really something I've done. I'm not that nuts. I stole the pic from somewhere else. Maybe. You can play it by ear if you want.)
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I think I'm honestly more confused by the carpeting above the showerhead.
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Now that's just impractical.

I mean, kudos for having a 30 round clip in your shower gun. But did you stop to consider where on your person, in the event you might actually need said weapon, you are going to place the second clip as you step out of the shower, naked? There aren't a lot of options, and they ain't pretty.
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I would imagine anyone that hardcore would have a holster hanging from the towel rack.
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and those vacum bags are tough, how are you going to open it?
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Same way Charlie Bronson would- teeth.
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Charlie Bronson might scare the plastic off. works either way.
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You're confusing him with Chuck Norris...


But then again, Chuck wouldn't need a gun; he would pistol-whip them without the gun.
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You know, usually those plastic hangers stretch out like a fat girl's pants if you try to hang anything more substantial than a t-shirt from the middle of them- I've got to say, I'm impressed.
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Now that's just impractical.

I mean, kudos for having a 30 round clip in your shower gun. But did you stop to consider where on your person, in the event you might actually need said weapon, you are going to place the second clip as you step out of the shower, naked? There aren't a lot of options, and they ain't pretty.
Bwahaha, I'm plagiarizing this to the forum where I got the pic from.
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I'd go with a regular zip-loc. If you notice, the trigger has effectively been 'blocked' at least somewhat by the bag. Depending on how tough the bag is, it may not allow the trigger to be pulled at all.

Obviously the point of a shower gun is that someone is currently attacking, and you need immediate self-defense. Otherwise a near-shower gun would be just fine.

Tactical and Impractical. I'm just surprised there isn't a flashlight/lazer combo hanging from the rail, in case he got attacked in the shower and the perp cut the electricity at the same time.
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Bwahaha, I'm plagiarizing this to the forum where I got the pic from.
I need a link so I can see the reaction.
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