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Old 03-13-2009, 12:06 AM   #1
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9NEWS.com | Colorado's Online News Leader | Woman injured in sex toy mishap

Woman injured in sex toy mishap
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LEXINGTON PARK, Md. - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's County Public Safety sources confirmed the information to WUSA in Washington, D.C.



The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.


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Old 03-13-2009, 12:26 AM   #2
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Sawzall? In my vagina?
It's more likely than you think.
Hopefully, this is an honorary Darwin.
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wow.

Just...wow.

I mean, I understand the sawz-all...but with the blade...
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I wonder how long she was screaming -in pain- before he realized she wasn't enjoying it anymore.

Good ******* god people, I know we all get horny sometimes, but think this through.
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Something tells me that the blood coming from her sawzall'd vajayjay would have been a pretty good, early clue.
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here, put this sawz-all in your vagina.
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Must have seemed like a great idea at the time...
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Who else thinks the phrase, "here... hold my beer..." was part of the "planning" process?
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I wonder what the orientation of the saw was when the cut happened..
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they left out the part where he said, "honest, I thought she was screaming in ecstasy so I turned it up."
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I wonder if she lost her taint. Might need a transplant. I heard you can get one cheap on line. I saw that email about somebody in India going around and stealing peoples taints who were passed out and drunk
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holy ****....sawzall to the kooch, jeez.
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My esteemed colleague (ok, just a friend) tells me that there are actual sex toy attachments for sawzalls. Apparently this couple just took the cheap route.
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Oh wow. I was about to make a great comment, but it even offended me so I wont say anything. Some people...
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