Seems like the granddaughter and her friend took the miata out for a late night "hoonery" and this is what happens when you drive like a asstard, sad.



But...



call me a sick bastard, but I want that driver side front fender for my miata, it so happens to be the only thing not damaged and its brillant black, to replace my dented and sadly bondo'ed fender.

 

Be careful. Once they've tasted blood the machines are never satisfied.

 

Have some fresh meat, ddd thread . When you're in Killeen, Texas and a guy that calls himself "Denim Dan" approaches your barely-running '91 miata at a stoplight offering you moonshine he made in his garage you don't say no. 20 dollars for two jars? Not the sketchiest **** I've gotten into. Fast forward. 11pm 27 may 2014, 1 hour from signing out on terminal leave and putting Fort Hood forever in my past, I think to myself, "Damn dawg it would be dope if i celebrated this with that questionable stoplight moonshine!" 12am 28 May 2014.... shitfaced, one jar down, signed out on terminal leave, and cracking the second jar.

 

firs jar hit when second ar wwas open. twop sips out new jarr. mujmt push on

 

hahaha **** you fuckjers!!! I'ts been a ******* week...got laid off nd my car still refuses to work. Decided to drink and say **** it all!@ Now I'm making spome sketti with chilit and **** it. Took my car to the shot and exzpecting a $1400 bill....and have no job.,....**** ity!!!

 

Yeah!Druink cooking!!!!




**** thAT TOOK me like 15 mnin to upload and paster hahahahahahdhfj\\

edit!!!!

 

on the rum bout to hit a club with my friend. ill post when im drunk in a few

 

nitch you bettA BE DRUNK!!

 

BEEN hile since i make drunky postinga on MT...hahahalol

probably since my druinker turkey sandwich insidentz222!!!

 

I've found my home

 

Where day b?

 

Where drunk people go to spend their Friday nights?

 

for some reason my phone was the most difficult thing to use last night... i tried to log in but couldnt make it work.

 

If any of you pigfuck3rs are at the Soroptmist Microbrewery Festival in Chico, you better speak the **** up!

 

I have a fridge full of beer, campfire, music, the game on TV, food.

And yet everyone wants to go dump money at bars...
So i get drunk at home by myself.

#nofriends

 

they said my miata was only for girls and gays

nobody likes my car at the shop except the gay advisor.

fuckiin ell

 

cummon bak to the derty south... we love ya down here bithj! ya jnow, i love d rifidn shorgun in yer sexy NB...

btw, 5 golden monlkies on an empty stomhech isntl good idea, cheers

 

went ahead and did alittle drinkahothahton with the family, **** got funny, drink got drank and i'm drunk..... IT'S REALLY late on sunday i thinnk
i got a lot of flack from being in a broken family... that was sad.

good news i got my mitataaata to idle at normal with biggy injectors.


maybe i have to go to workin the morning

 

Killa o b o krew some Korean beer? Been drinking we went from a party of 4 to a party of 8 soju in a watermelon. Faded!!! Trying to bang out my homegirl with my new pornstar stash lulz

 

Yesterday was my buddies last day in the Marine Corps so we threw him a little party and went out to his favorite bar to drink. I remember pre gaming with lots of beer. I remember the first LA water, but none after that. My wallet tells me I had more. That and its 1130 and im still drunk. Not hung over. Drunk. My other friend puked at the gate where we came back onto base. Obviously we had a DD.