drunken debauchery and douchebaggery thread
07-21-2013, 12:12 AM
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So my sister stole my god damned car.
I'm out getting shithoused at the bar like usual. i gotta ride home, no big deal.
Get back and my ****** car is misssing. I'm pissed because the insurance company is not open. I find my sisters shitty mustang parked in the road and ask her where the hell her car is here but not mine, she replies:
YOUR BRAKES ARE SHOT!
God damnit. I'm dunk, and my sister misplaced her keys and is driving MY car...(not miata, the daily)
BTW her keys are on the counter..... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfuckrrrrrrrrrrr
I'm out getting shithoused at the bar like usual. i gotta ride home, no big deal.
Get back and my ****** car is misssing. I'm pissed because the insurance company is not open. I find my sisters shitty mustang parked in the road and ask her where the hell her car is here but not mine, she replies:
YOUR BRAKES ARE SHOT!
God damnit. I'm dunk, and my sister misplaced her keys and is driving MY car...(not miata, the daily)
BTW her keys are on the counter..... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfuckrrrrrrrrrrr
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07-22-2013, 11:05 AM
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ABS, Trac, and SVS lights are now on. Plus it was pretty much all the way out of gas.
I'll be putting the trash she left in it, in her bed.
Taught me not to leave my keys laying around.
I'll be putting the trash she left in it, in her bed.
Taught me not to leave my keys laying around.
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09-04-2013, 02:39 AM
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Well I'm 1hr 35min into decade 3.2 of life and I'm down to my last beer. Instead of drinking the last one and being a dick I've chosen to mix Captain Morgan black Double Char with Mt Dew, Not bad actually. Calc class may suck in the morn. My lack of local friends make me post it here to you cat lovers, 20yr old me never thought I'd live this long.
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09-08-2013, 11:51 PM
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I decided to take a visit to Dover's cultural center last night. That is where I got to witness this glorious behavior.
Yes this really did happen, over and over again. It was a spectacle. I got a girl to take these pics for me on my phone. I doubt they would have gone for me taking them.
I am pretty sure the reason the pics are so bad is because of the bondo and paint dust on the lens.
The hangover was rough, but oh so worth it.
Oh, the douchebag in the back singing Karaoke was me. It was that kind of night.
Yes this really did happen, over and over again. It was a spectacle. I got a girl to take these pics for me on my phone. I doubt they would have gone for me taking them.
I am pretty sure the reason the pics are so bad is because of the bondo and paint dust on the lens.
The hangover was rough, but oh so worth it.
Oh, the douchebag in the back singing Karaoke was me. It was that kind of night.
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09-14-2013, 01:20 AM
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drunk dubach thread always never been sticky? or are u guys not bumpin enough
welll either way i just hiked home a mile or so in the blistering michigan cold what a mistake.
Gonna wake ujp at the asscrack of dawn, drive my car with a 50mile engine on it half way across the state and back whoooohhhhhhh MIATAAAHHH
welll either way i just hiked home a mile or so in the blistering michigan cold what a mistake.
Gonna wake ujp at the asscrack of dawn, drive my car with a 50mile engine on it half way across the state and back whoooohhhhhhh MIATAAAHHH
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11-17-2013, 12:45 AM
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i got a few things to sayu
autocorrect can suck my dick
im shithouseed.
this thread needs to be sticky
my house is on fire
**** you
i love kitty
autocorrect can suck my dick
im shithouseed.
this thread needs to be sticky
my house is on fire
**** you
i love kitty
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11-17-2013, 07:03 PM
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Holy hell I was drunk last night. I have no idea what I was going on about. Last thing I remember was shots of fireball with a stout beer chaser.
Had a little house warming party last night and things got kinda outta hand. Lol
Had a little house warming party last night and things got kinda outta hand. Lol
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12-28-2013, 10:30 PM
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god damnit mother **** this thread nees to sticky]\
when im shitfucked i dont't want to surf throught 9030w3 pages of ******** t find the page where im fuckek to post in
sticky this or **** i
cant' drunk...
bump
bump
up top bunk
i took shots
but the car is home safe
i am home safe
i am wake up headache
sticky this thread already
when im shitfucked i dont't want to surf throught 9030w3 pages of ******** t find the page where im fuckek to post in
sticky this or **** i
cant' drunk...
bump
bump
up top bunk
i took shots
but the car is home safe
i am home safe
i am wake up headache
sticky this thread already
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