IM DRNK AF AND @hi_im_sean & @Arca_ex bail on TF2 MVM ON A FRI.



And I haven't seen this till now, It's over a year.... Over Ex now, still miss kitty Awesome cat.

 

It was 1130! i was up since 4am. game scheduled for 8, you late bro.

 

 

Hey guy, we were playing for like almost 3 hours. You were late. Lmao.

 

Yup Kentucky Tavern here. Around 15 after tax for a half. Pretty good for cheap **** in a plastic bottle. Spent all day drinking that and helping a friend plasti dip all the chrome trim on his wifes jeep.

 

God damnit admins, i'm up drunk looking for this thread and my cat is licking my pant leg. Make this a sticky already.

almost 10pm and i forgot it was a stupid monday

ugh

 

Everyone's favorite karaoke jam?

The only thing I remember the most from my teenage years is Rearranged & Heart shaped box. Goes great with the older crowd.


Does being very hung over count for reason to post in this thread......

ps, +1 for sticky of thread.

 

Faes van

 

Oh my ******* god. Blast from the past.

APB Reloaded was good, had so much potential. I really wish it had taken off more and had a stronger development team behind it.

 

If someone offers you a double tall grape ape, don't accept it.

 

So today I got something new to play with. I tried some spray called stud 100. Took me an hour of pretty hard thumping to get...done. Usually at the same pace i can last maybe 15 mins so and this time halfway through i started trying so money well spent.

 

Haha! A friend turned me on to this stuff like 10 years ago. WAY worth the money. Many fond memories.

 

 

 

No kidding, if you arent afraid of experimenting get a bottle on amazon and try it for your self. My recommendation..Start out with 1 or 2 sprays.

 

instantly turns a two pump chump into a numb nuts faster than you can say "oh OH ohh hnng"

 

damn it man. This thread is way to hard to find when it is not sticky and 5 pages back.


Anyway
Best friend getting hitched
Bachelor party was tonight.
Long story short. 4:30am. buss just dropped me off.
And i feel like i could have taken a dump one of of those strippers for less than what one friend paid for a lap dance.

 

Thread is slowing down.

You know you're in for a treat tonight when it's 7pm and you're already preparing the coffee machine for tomorrow morning.

 

I'm having a Sierra in preparation for my 4am journey to San Diego.
Also "found" Chromeo last weekend while intoxicated. A buddy of mine has been into it for years. Never clicked until last weekend. Makes you wanna dance or screw... or both. Can't get enough of the song Old 45's.

 

Which of you is this?

Guy Brings Back Drunk Chick? In The Morning? She?s Done THIS To The Bed! | The Thug Bible

You’re a guy. You go out with a few pals for a couple of beers. You get talking to a girl. You get on. The pair of you dance. You end up going back to yours with her. She’s a lot of fun. Things gets hot and heavy. Before you know it, the two of you are taking the, er, ‘dirt path home’. Hey, you’re two consenting adults.

You wake up in the morning, head banging. You remember the night before. Crazy stuff… Wait – what’s that smell? And where’s the girl? You turn to your side. She’s gone. And that stench? URGH. Christ, is it… Is it sh*t?! It is! It’s sh*t. And it’s EVERYWHERE.

MAN. You’ve only gone and crapped the bed with a girl in and she’s fled in horror. You check your underwear. Clean. But the bed is COVERED in poop. Did she??? Was it her?!


That certainly is a problem. A big stinky brown problem. You see, what’s happened here is you’ve voluntarily let someone sleep in your bed and helped create a vacuum situation with their rectum. And it’s quite literally backfired. Oh dear.




Get a sharp knife and get cutting. And scrubbing. And throwing out. And flipping the mattress. Et voila! The sh*t’s gone and the stink’s gone. Mostly. Good work!

Just don’t invite her back, eh?!