These 24 year old Stud horses are playing like three games a season due to injuries...I'll keep my distance thank you.

I am glad this thread has finally turned to something important, like Fantasy Football ;)

I just can't believe I lost by 1.6 points this week. FUCK YOU AHMAD BRADSHAW!

Good luck with everything, blaen. Stay safe.

Good luck, Blaen. Having a house burn down would be terrible, but the loss would certainly be mitigated by having enough time and notice to get most of your valuables out. You are definitely fortunate to have a second place to take your stuff to.

Saw thread title.

Assumed this would be about an urgent bowel movement.

Was disappointed.

Negative props given.

rofl.

Hustler did not start this thread

Thanks for the well-wishes, Scrappy and Nuge.

I'll be GTFOing out of here tomorrow morning. I'd like to stay longer for more volunteer work, but my lungs won't forgive me for much longer. The work is great, my lungs want me to die for being around in this shit unfortunately. I wish the local information people could pull their heads out of their butts where fires are contained - two days ago, the fire near my home was 95% contained, today it was 40% contained. Wut?

Pushy: I'm going to offer you some pro advice here. I know, it will absolutely blow your mind, but you'll have to realize that if a thread is about something that you don't want to read someone talking about, maybe you shouldn't go into it. I know Pushy, I know. To you, it's shocking, and utterly incomprehensible that something like that is a possibility, but hey! Just throwing that out there for you.

pics of you kissing a girl or stfu. performing CPR on a girl you rescued doesn't count unless she blows you after. but you need pics of the blowjob or stfu.

So, this thread totally reminded me of my favorite picture of me when I was a kid. Took a while, but I found it:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1348229329

Backstory Jack?

Because of my age, the records have been sealed.

Lol. Did they tell you you couldn't be an astronaut?

wtf is that explain right away

I really want that to be my Decemberween costume this year

Man, halloween is soon and I have no ideas.

I'm really considering making my own Seinfield costume. Black tapered jeans, a striped button down shirt (slightly poofy), and a poofy teal jacket. Add a jew-fro wig and I'm done. Walk around saying, "What's the deal?" all night.

I'll shave my head bald and be George Costanza

So. Because of this thread props are gone?

I'm gonna go grab some beers.