I... I don't... I don't even know what to say at this point. I'm not really surprised, I'm just kind of left wondering wtf was going through his mind as he ate his own ***. I don't want to know, I'm just shocked.

 

OK, now I believe it's really him.

 

I eat mine once in a while. Mostly just so the wife can't complain and say, "you don't know what it's like" and get whiny about it.

 

quoted for posterity.

about the closest I've ever come to my own, well, *** was once when I pulled out to finish on this chick's stomach and I somehow took a slug to the chest. it was pretty gross but she didn't notice as she had a mess of her own to clean up.

 

I came on my own face once when I was lying down receiving handjob. It was horrible.

 

bro friendly fire is one thing, straight up eating your own ejaculate is something entirely different

 

I came in my hand and threw it on Jakes stomach. He loved it so I dont why he feels uncomfortable now.

 

Urban Dictionary: boi

 

was this before you were vegan? obvs.

 

 

Nope while
Vegan

Also lindsay lihan. So hot. Such a disaster. <3

 

only a faefae thread can go from "to catch a predator in san francisco" to "consuming semen for nutrition"

 

Want to *** out drinking with me tonight 18psi?

 

Sure. *** to Suckramental and I'll gape you like your husband does

 

 

Ok last chance gatlords.

I am going to dindin and then to one of the local stripper/acrobat conclaves.

Vlad you can get ur pudgy heinie down here by 10:30 come
Crash this party with me

 

We can see
Magic mike afterwarsa

 

I'd love to sweet cheeks. But gotta get up @ 4am cause I don't destroy miatas for a living

 

Up at 4 am? Aren't you a little old to still have a paper route?

 

better than sucking daddy's d!ck so he can fill up my vette