Faggot Roommate
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So Miles and I left our other roommate, Sean, home alone all winter break...
The house as a whole was not torn down, but shenanigans have happened. Apparently, according to a neighbor, he partied quite a bit. Also upon questioning him about some marks by the front door he told us about how he threw fireworks at a friend to try and scare him as he came INSIDE. Also apparently he does not know when trash day is... Attachment 209254 Attachment 209255 By his computer (his WoW fuel). http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...v/DSC_1963.jpg Now before going on to say that we should kick him out blah blah blah, I realize this. Problem is, he pays rent, and signed onto the 1 year lease with us, but he is definitely not renewing with us. |
I miss Wacky Wednesdays.
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I like his collection of 32s like they're a bunch of trophies. Tons of 5 dollar pizzas and cheap sodas? What a skeezeball. At least he stacked and lined things up neatly.
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not a real big deal is it?
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Originally Posted by rccote
(Post 349346)
I like his collection of 32s like they're a bunch of trophies. Tons of 5 dollar pizzas and cheap sodas? What a skeezeball. At least he stacked and lined things up neatly.
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Marijuana is a helluva drug.
But hey, as long as he pays rent on time. My last tenant was uber late with the rent three times, I almost went to her chain of command (she's Army) but it was her last payment so I let it go. |
yeah atleast everything is cleaned up?
i have friends at my school with ALOT worse roommates than you. roommates suck in general. Its rare that you will ever find someone that will always respect you and get along with you. Ive had my fair share of characters, and so far ive only been on campus. |
I was once on the train and heard a guy complaining about his roommate. He said when he (the story teller) was in the bathroom and the roommate didn't want to wait to take a shit he grabbed a wastebasket from the living room and shat in it. He then proceeded to drag his ass across the carpet like a dog to clean himself.
This is a true story. People have no shame on the train for some reason. Point is he could be worse. My last roommate came home drunk one night after he shat himself and just threw his shit shorts in the tub and got shit everywhere and went to bed. This guy used to be a good friend of mine. I no longer speak to him. I wish he had been like your roommate. |
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just kick his ass and threaten to rape him if he does this again:D
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Originally Posted by johndoe
(Post 349357)
I was once on the train and heard a guy complaining about his roommate. He said when he (the story teller) was in the bathroom and the roommate didn't want to wait to take a shit he grabbed a wastebasket from the living room and shat in it. He then proceeded to drag his ass across the carpet like a dog to clean himself.
This is a true story. People have no shame on the train for some reason. Point is he could be worse. My last roommate came home drunk one night after he shat himself and just threw his shit shorts in the tub and got shit everywhere and went to bed. This guy used to be a good friend of mine. I no longer speak to him. I wish he had been like your roommate. |
I dont get it. It seems that everything is in place. Notice the first picture is all recyclables which appear to be ready to be recycled while the second picture shows all trash is placed in bags and out of the way. I think your just grumpy that he didn't invite you to the party.
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Originally Posted by kotomile
(Post 349368)
Who shits themselves, really? It's like an urban legend to me, I've heard of people doing it but never encountered it IRL (babies excluded).
you have no idea....when I have to go, I HAVE TO GO...havent shit myself yet but came damn close |
the worst is when you are really sick. you start throwing up and just start shiting on yourself at the same time and you can't stop either. done that twice, it REALLY sucks.
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Originally Posted by bryantaylor
(Post 349377)
the worst is when you are really sick. you start throwing up and just start shiting on yourself at the same time and you can't stop either. done that twice, it REALLY sucks.
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Originally Posted by turbobluemiata
(Post 349348)
not a real big deal is it?
Originally Posted by kotomile
(Post 349353)
Marijuana is a helluva drug.
But hey, as long as he pays rent on time. My last tenant was uber late with the rent three times, I almost went to her chain of command (she's Army) but it was her last payment so I let it go.
Originally Posted by kotomile
(Post 349368)
Who shits themselves, really? It's like an urban legend to me, I've heard of people doing it but never encountered it IRL (babies excluded).
One of my friends down here was at a party with one of his friends who got so drunk he shit himself, realized he shit himself and tried to run for the bathroom, but somehow woke up in a kayak (covered in shit) in the apartment hallway . I didn't personally see this, but I heard of it's epicness.
Originally Posted by jobambo
(Post 349372)
I dont get it. It seems that everything is in place. Notice the first picture is all recyclables which appear to be ready to be recycled while the second picture shows all trash is placed in bags and out of the way. I think your just grumpy that he didn't invite you to the party.
Also the trash bags were placed in the garage, when the can is just outside the door. Lazy ass. |
Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 349365)
just kick his ass and threaten to rape him with your poz rod if he does this again:D
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I'm so glad I just live with my girlfriend and dont have to deal with roomates anymore.
It never gets better... If this is the worst of it, you've got it real easy buddy. You must be a real clean freak... On a side note...how does one shit at all after consuming all the cheese that was on those pizzas in a few weeks time? Edit: Forgot about the colt 45, that'll even you out =P |
Three of my friends used to room together, so their apt was always the place to hang out. One of them filled his room with so much trash you couldn't safely walk in it. I'm pretty sure the combination of rotting food, trash, etc. violated some kind of regulation. This guy also practiced knife throwing on the wall. And the best stunt...he filled a squirt gun with gasoline, in the kitchen, and decided to try and make a flamer out of it. Long story short, one of the other friends put out the fire and Mr. Retard is no longer allowed in the social circle. I still don't know how those guys got out of their lease so quick.
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I mean comon, shit could be worse. Those empty soda bottles could be empty Faygo bottles.
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Originally Posted by messiahx
(Post 349398)
Three of my friends used to room together, so their apt was always the place to hang out. One of them filled his room with so much trash you couldn't safely walk in it. I'm pretty sure the combination of rotting food, trash, etc. violated some kind of regulation. This guy also practiced knife throwing on the wall. And the best stunt...he filled a squirt gun with gasoline, in the kitchen, and decided to try and make a flamer out of it. Long story short, one of the other friends put out the fire and Mr. Retard is no longer allowed in the social circle. I still don't know how those guys got out of their lease so quick.
Then I read the faygo thing and almost shit myself laughing. Seriously, just farted in front of my girlfriend for the first time. |
Tell him to hang out at the Library more and stop partying at home. They never check ID's
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Originally Posted by naarleven
(Post 349424)
Tell him to hang out at the Library more and stop partying at home. They never check ID's
Yeah. They kinda look at them, then randomly hand out armbands... |
Originally Posted by rccote
(Post 349346)
At least he stacked and lined things up neatly.
Originally Posted by Mach929
(Post 349350)
i've seen a lot worse, at lease all the bottles weren't full of piss
AHH I saw that website! |
Pics of said roommate?
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Originally Posted by bryantaylor
(Post 349377)
the worst is when you are really sick. you start throwing up and just start shiting on yourself at the same time and you can't stop either. done that twice, it REALLY sucks.
You think that's bad, I got food poisoning in Miami once, it started hitting right before boarding a plane back home. Just imagine 8 nonstop hours of uncontrollable shitting and retching in a small metal box. |
I had a roommate that got stoned, got the munchies, then decided to bake some cookies. He fell asleep. Meanwhile the kitchen went a blaze from all the shit he left on the oven. We were out side and saw smoke coming out of the back door to the kitchen. Guess it's a good thing it was at night while we were sleeping.
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I had a room mate in college that spray painted the entire living room gold. I shit you not gold. For his Pirate Party. He also slept on the pull out couch in the living room instead of his bed... But that was only when his friends were sleeping over. Yes they slept in the same bed together, when there were more beds available.
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is that where the saying "butt pirate" came from?
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Originally Posted by m2cupcar
(Post 349648)
is that where the saying "butt pirate" came from?
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Originally Posted by Loki047
(Post 349680)
I just assumed it had to. I was staying at a girls place during all this, but when i came back to get clothes and books I would piss in his shampoo. I would tell him but he always thought i was joking, oh well
Maby he knew and was just into that. |
I would take your roommate over the utter degenerates I lived with last year. Our kitchen was literally unuseable from trash and dishes on every surface, there was a beerpong table in the living room (a piece of plywood over the kitchen table), the entire place REEKED of booze and shit, and none of them gave a shit. I thought I was just jaded, so I asked some friends, and they all said it was the dirtiest apartment they had ever seen.
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Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 349339)
I miss Wacky Wednesdays.
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Sorry, but that is amateur hour.
Ever woken up to a handun shooting competition? Had a roommate push your R1 down the driveway, thinking he'd coast on it a bit only to discover the steering is locked straight? First day at the house tried to move in to a room, only to discover your roomates' full auto AK in the closet? Had to do dishes with a hammer? Had to take out the trash with lighter fluid? Awoken to your roomate firing a 30-06 at power transformers at 4am in a college town? Recycling kegs with a 12ga in the backyard? That was a nightmare, but I miss it. |
Originally Posted by pschmidt
(Post 349816)
Sorry, but that is amateur hour.
Ever woken up to a handun shooting competition? Had a roommate push your R1 down the driveway, thinking he'd coast on it a bit only to discover the steering is locked straight? First day at the house tried to move in to a room, only to discover your roomates' full auto AK in the closet? Had to do dishes with a hammer? Had to take out the trash with lighter fluid? Awoken to your roomate firing a 30-06 at power transformers at 4am in a college town? Recycling kegs with a 12ga in the backyard? That was a nightmare, but I miss it. |
meh... my last room-mate was a cocaine addicted alcoholic who frequently left pizza in the oven all night (ON), vomited in the house (once in my wife's purse), never cleaned his room so it smelled like total ass, and on top of all this.... he was ALWAYS late on the rent because he had to wait for his dad to send him another check.
at least your room-mate piled everything neatly, bagged a lot of the trash, and didn't puke on the living room couch. or, my personal favorite... leave a CD cover with a pile of cocaine and a razor blade on it sitting on your coffee table when he passed out in the backyard in a puddle of piss and vomit. |
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