I was buzzin when I woke up, so I tossed in a lipper and enjoyed it. College station got me throwed like a football.

 

I know you were kidding but this is actually a very good idea. I suffer from a condition called hyperhydrosis which basically means my sweat glands are like leaky faucets. I am 28 years old but I wear adult diapers (Depends™) so that the back of my pants doesn't have a streak of wetness down them. At first this was all I used them for -- to cover up the stain of my butt sweat -- but over time I learned to enjoy wearing diapers for the other benefits they confer. I can pee in public. I can be speaking to somebody and I can literally pee my pants, and nobody has to know but me. There are very few things quite as stimulating as unloading my bladder into soft cottony absorbent material and letting my ***** swim around in urine for a while before everything is absorbed. Yesterday I was talking to a woman I have a crush on and I peed myself, and it was the most erotic thing that ever happened to me. I tried pooping in them once but it was a horrible mess to clean up and it smelled bad

 

How come every time I see the "stats" for this drink they change. Next week it will be 38 beers and 3 lines of cocaine in one can.

Just for the record, my wife won't let me drink one (yes, I said won't let me) because she says I will have a heart attack and die.

 

They're not THAT bad...


Way to be owned by your wife.

 

I don't understand fourlokos, do people not realize they sell beer...

 

I am distinctly sober, and I can now say with more confidence that Fourloco is the fruitiest drink you can possibly consume.

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What can I say, she did allow me to spend $8200 of my money the other day for a new Miata <G>. Actually, she kind of encouraged the purchase. I'll stick to Southern Comfort and a (soon to be) bad *** Miata while you guys can drink your 4Loco and drive your wussy mobile...

 

 

Ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

Not sure if serious?

 

This literally was the funniest thing I think I have ever read.
Thanks for making me laugh so hard I peed my pants, but guess what, I'm not wearing diapers.

 

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no ******* way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh **** I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *******.

 

I've been a long time believer in this theory.

 

I want to apologize to the mods/admin for the title...btw.

 

It's ok, you spelled it wrong in your drunken stupor

 

He's serious. The last time we raced at the track, he **** his pants and left a skidmark in a turn... in his seat.

 

Might want to check again, boss. It seems I scored 1 out of the 3 attempts at the word "****"

 

OMG reading while laughing is hard! My laughing attracted my friend to the computer room and he started laughing. Sorry man.

I once drank 3 lokos in 30 mins (3 games of solo pong). Funny thing is I can't drink it out of the can, I have to drink it out of a cup little by little.

 

I won't pick it up for another two weeks but here is a video up to 100 MPH (no the speedo is not hooked up / T56 tranny). The car is pretty rough (been discussed on this board before) but should be sweet by the time I finish:

 

Looks pretty slow. <G>