Frank? I'm pregnant. Yes a PM would have been better. Or a phone call. I am so gay
#30
I just wiped my ***!
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#31
You know...I would have pm'd him and all but...well I didn't actually know who frank was on the forum. So the other option would be to send a message to everyone who's name could be frank and see where that gets me.
Although it results in tomfoolery this was the best method. course I still have no idea why i had Fmowry's number...who now everyone knows is Frank.
Although it results in tomfoolery this was the best method. course I still have no idea why i had Fmowry's number...who now everyone knows is Frank.
#33
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Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching ****, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the **** off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the **** off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
#36
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You really need to watch the way you talk to me on this forum. I know the administrator, and he doesn't take kindly to ************* like you pissing off badass ************* like me. He might just give me your IP, then next thing you know, BAM!... Now, you don't want anyone to deltsmash your ******* skull, or horsefuck your soul...so stfu and keep that gay aids ------ **** out of here. You do not want to **** me off, brah. You've been warned.