A-fucking-mazing. My ass is a fountain.
 

Unfortunately for me, all my plans of chilling with people including my girlfriend have been shattered.

Stupidly so, at about 1pm today, I decided to eat about 10 plums, some beef jerky, a whole lot of onions, and some other miscellaneous shit.

Currently, I run to the bathroom every four-five minutes to unleash a liquid fury of brown water from my anus.

I hate life.

Why do we need to know this do you enjoy internet humiliation?

It's not internet humiliation. I get to make you suffer although not on the same scale as me, but I get to have a minute or more of your life as you shudder in disgust.

Basically I drag you down with me.

Suckers.

get a diaper and go out and live it up

:bigtu:
hahahaha nice

I ate 1 1/2 lbs of cherry's this morning. I'm with ya brother.

brewing college tea.

immodium AD, bitch

I guess you've never heard that prunes (dried plums) are a natural laxative?

I thought old people drank prune juice because they enjoyed the delightful taste.

And this made my life better because?

+1 for tubgirl imitation pix ;)